I want one!

check out 'advice about me', by, um, me.

bah, people here think my standards are low as hell, when in real life everyone says I'll never be happy with the high standards I have.

high standards I have.

Yeh I hear you have a rule about same species? That's gonna rule out most of your potential mates

do furry chicks count?

ROWRRR!

do furry chicks count?

Not if they dress the part, or LARP.

Actually fod, I can give in to that rule for a female moose.

-orion thinks for a minute-
isn't a female moose a deer? I hate deer... dammit, I'll never get laid.

a female moose is a female moose.

once in supermarket.exe for reallife.exe i saw an entire pyramid of that pot noodle stuff.

a female moose is a female moose.

ASTOUNDING

supermarket.exe

how many times, it's a .dll

no! a female moose is a deer!!!!!!! IT IS!!!!! it really is, or my sex ed. teacher was fucking with my head.

The correct name for female moose is a COW, the male is called a BULL and the young moose is called a CALF.

Send your sex ed. teacher here

I've seen many moose in my life, never a Moses' one though!

I'm just too sexy for your eyes.

The correct name for female moose is a COW, the male is called a BULL and the young moose is called a CALF.

Dammit fod, I hope you're not calling my lady a cow!

no! a female moose is a deer!!!!!!! IT IS!!!!! it really is,

And...A deer is a family not a sex, a female deer is a doe, that always reminds me of the simpsons episode where Homer hits a deer statue with the car, and shouts "Doh" and Marj adds, "a deer" and Lisa ends "a female deer" cracked me up!

don't you just hate these know it alls?

He's old. Let him ramble.

And...A deer is a family not a sex, a female deer is a doe, that always reminds me of the simpsons episode where Homer hits a deer statue with the car, and shouts "Doh" and Marj adds, "a deer" and Lisa ends "a female deer" cracked me up!

LOL...me too.

Cool or what?

kick ass!

heh heh, love the url of that one link. http://www.gunsforkids.com/
LOL!

http://www.doomworld.com/demise/9.jpg - you be the judge.

She does have a nice rack.

You noticed too?

well it's not a great photo, perhaps if orion would oblige a better one. Yeah, she does have nice ones.

I can't see her dman face properly though.