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True Marines Full Version

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After submitting an awesome WAD to the idgames, my baby-mama got nothing but shit reviews and disrespect from the b-tards that roam the /idgames database. Well, let me tell you what: I wasn't going to take that lying down. So I decided not to sit around, I got up and took action. First and foremost, I'm pissed off at you b-tards. I just want to let you know that you need to show yourselves. Or you're going to be backtraced... and tracked down by cyber police! You terrorists! Anyway, in this latest edition of True Marines, all the sound effects of the game have been replaced. Now, the Dooming experience has gone as far as nature, life, the universe and everything in existence can offer. So ya better damn well see the professionalism in this!


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Whoa! Now THIS is a force to be reckoned with!!!! OMG

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doom sucks with this gay mod

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From the .txt file -> After submitting an awesome WAD to the idgames, my baby-mama got nothing but shit reviews and disrespect from the b-tards that roam the /idgames database. Well, let me tell you what: I wasn't going to take that lying down. So I decided not to sit around, I got up and took action. First and foremost, I'm pissed off at you b-tards. I just want to let you know that you need to show yourselves. hahaha :D .... 0 stars for this in the txt file alone.

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I like this. 5/5

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Doom rules with this!

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No. This wad sucks. To give it 5 stars is an abuse of this review facility.

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WTF is this retard rattling his cage about? When you make shit wads, you will get shit reviews - deal with it moron! AND, your a shit sound engineer. This is absolute rubbish. 0/5

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Dunno about Umblum-Papa, this idiot should have called himself Mumblin'-Dickhead. You and your wad both score ZERO.

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Troll wad, avoid.

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What..? Where did this creature come from?

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Full of shit.

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Who the hell would make this it sounds like beavis and butthead along with farting noises and vommit shit. -6000 for the most idiotic thing ever considering it should sound like doom sounds and nothing like this

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WO THOS IS THE BETS WOD EVER

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whoaa...more childrens uploading shit to doomworld -99999/5

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This is just sounds, sorry. Maybe this is a joke upload, but it's not funny enough. Put more than just sounds. If you are professional sound manager for the Hungarian Express Late Love club, I would at least expect some work senor disc-jockey. Try some music or something you know. Put your skills to the test, go DJ in doom, how would that turn out? Try DJ/techno sounds instead, I would like to know more about the 1990s anyways.

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EET ARE TEH BESHT WAHD EVAR MADE!!11 Not really, this wad sucks.

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jesus, what the hell i just played? 0 stars, and this is a vote i can't give easily! Daimon-kun

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Who in their fucking right minds would give this more than 0 stars? Look, pal. If you don't want people bad-mouthing your wads, here's a suggestion: MAKE A WAD THAT'S WORTH PLAYING. Calling people "b-tards" isn't going to make anyone like your wads any more than they already do. It's childish, immature and stupid. Leave now, and come back when you grow a pair.

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that one guy is very right! even shitwad is too good of a name! grandmama

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Ew, gay. 0/5

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This isn't a jokewad, despite appearances. This is a wad made, because the author was angry because his "baby-mama" got a bad review. This wad contains sounds that would ruin garbage. They ARENT funny, at all. Secondly, there is absolutely NO professionalism in this... well, I'd call it a piece of crap but that would give it too much credit.

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What the fuck was going on inside this guy's mind?

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The author (most likely Terry due to the sounds used and the fetish for CALOOBY) has ripped off the last True Marines and has only replaced all of the sounds through the use of SNDINFO, which is completely useless in ports other than ZDoom/Eternity, so it technically doesn't replace all the sounds. I find it funny how the author claims to have used Doom Builder 2, which cannot edit or manage sounds within a wad file.

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    • By E.M. · Posted
      This right here is one of the oldest joke wads ever made, and its parodies of bad map design are still relevant to this day.
    • By SilverMiner · Posted
      The soundtrack is coherent thruout the whole
    • By LateToDOOM2020 · Posted
      No idea how this works Its doom magic!
      Very cool
    • By Philnemba · Posted
      Ok not going to lie, but I thought this shitpost megawad was made last year and NOT from February of 1998 which also technically predates the original Mockery wad by a few months 👀!?
    • By Catpho · Posted
      The first truly mature map of yakfak's. The puzzly, "inner logic" map mechanisms and scavenger, dungeon rat gameplay of their previous levels Meep Keep & Hexasketch returns, but whereas those can feel clunky and barebone at points despite the strong authorial voice, here it is fully fleshed out: the setting is evocative, the construction shows the strong command of shapes that defines yakfak's later works, the item placement and layout bends and loops in complicated and surprising ways, the level's moment-to-moment gameplay is filled with a sense of discovery and wonder.   Job has a strong hook in its text file, but what players might not realize is that they must really hang on to every word in its description to even be aware of the level's main concept. In Never_Again's in-depth review for /newsuff (which I highly recommend for details or if you are feeling stuck), he mentions being locked out if you took the "easy" route out, but I feel that's incomplete, as the real reason hinges on the player being conscious of what they are doing in a representationalist sense. In other words, to be able to reach your dream, you shouldn't just interact and go everywhere at random, but try to think about what you are doing in the context of the game's world. The solution will be clear if you square it with what yakfak hints at. There are complications: the in-game hint system of crosses and arrows are counter-intuitive, and exploration will eventually lead you to the combat zone, which itself is a puzzle unravel as supplies require routing and withholding combat through treacherous enemy placement, with only a berserked fist as defense (HMP or below is strongly recommended). In my own experience, it was fun but exhausting to make it through to the AV-guarded yellow key and slowly solve the piece, but I got massively demoralized when I read Never_Again's review that I had already locked myself out of the second half of the map. It was only when I was showcasing the Doomcute in this map to someone else that the level's inner logic finally clicked, and after some experimentation, which was much smoother thanks to me already being aware of the level's layout and lingering mysteries, I managed to solve it.   The feeling of "lore" behind the level's trials and tribulations is my favorite thing about Job, and I wish it didn't take a review for me to "get it". In terms of intriguing combat, intricate moments, or imaginative layout and visuals, I think zzzv tops themself in (woefully underrated) levels like Spidersilk, Nato, and Northern Powerhouse. Nevertheless, an essential stop for yakfak fans, and a memorable journey for those who look for Doom off the beaten path.
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