HEXEN - THE BAR
Title : The Bar (for Hexen)
Filename : HXTHEBAR.WAD
Author : Shaun Clayton (aka DOCTOR)
Description : You're tired after a hard day's adventuring,
so you decided to pop into a bar to have
a nice sloshing.
Suddenly, an Ettin from a table across from
you perks his drunken head up from his mead
and says "Gruffnlggg."
You take it as a drunken slobber, but
across the bar the Ettin is overheard by a
Wendigo who is deeply offended, because, in
his language, "Gruffnlggg" means "I spit on
your tax returns and call your mother `just
another vehicle for butter.'"
Instantly, the Wendigo throws a beer mug
across the pub. It misses it's intended
target and instead hits an Afrit who is
deeply offended because, in his culture,
hitting someone with a beer mug means "will
you marry me."
The Afrit, inscenced, shoots a trail of
fire at the Wendigo as a stern sign that he is
not ready for marriage but, "would like to
still be friends."
Unfortunately, the trail of fire misses
the Wendigo, and instead hits a Slaughter in
the face, who, in his reasoning, takes a trail
of fire in the face as a sign to start killing
Instantly, chaos ensues. And you thought
you were going to have a nice rest...
Additional Credits to : All the people at RAVEN and ID for making
this cool game. Keep up the good work!
* Play Information *
Level # : 1
Single Player : Yes (If you wan't to have a test of SURVIVAL:
you, tons o'monsters, and no exit!! MUHAHAHAA!!)
Cooperative 2-4 Player : Yes (But where's the fun in that?)
Deathmatch 2-4 Player : YES (Why do you think I built this level??)
Difficulty Settings : Yes
New Sounds : No
New Graphics : Yes, one.
New Music : No
Demos Replaced : None
PolyObjects : Er, no, I haven't quite figured those out yet.
New Scripts : Ditto
* Construction *
Construction Time : About two weeks.
Base : Brand spanking, whiter-than-white, cleaner than dirt
better than new, level!
Editor(s) used : HCK 3.0Beta, Wintex
Known Bugs : Well...there are a lot of sprites on this level,
and things can get really slow at the beginning.
If this bugs you, you can turn the difficuty down
(Which reduces the number of creatures), or play
on a computer which is really fast, OR just kill
all the buggers and things will speed up...
* Copyright / Permissions *
Yes, you may use this WAD as a base for your own WADs, archetectural design,
modern art, electrical schematics, magical runes, role-playing maps, spackle,
french toast, nail filings, electric lemons, phasers, banana peels and spam
PROVIDED you give me credit!
You MAY distribute this WAD, provided you include this file, with
no modifications. You may distribute this file in any electronic
format (BBS, Diskette, CD, etc) as long as you include this file
* Where to get this WAD *
Well, if you're reading this, obviously you already have this WAD, so you
know where to get it!!! However, if you would like know where to get other
WADs of this type, try ftp.cdrom.com. It's got a whole lot of Doom, Hexen,
Heretic, Doom ][ stuff. (Shameless plug.)
* Send any comments, compliments, criticism, complaints, khaki, king, kettle
Kuwait, Keeble Bollege Oxfords to:
"Sometimes I go off into my own little world....but that's okay,
they know me there."
--- Joel Hodgson