Jabberwacky

[myk]

Kirby said:
Who the fuck is Cory?

You are!

[Hellbent]

JW: What was the question?
NE: The question?
JW: The answer.
ME: The answer?
JW: The answer?
ME: The answer I gave.
JW: No, it's the question you asked.
ME: But what was the answer I gave?
JW: The answer was that you have not answered to my question yet.
ME: But what was the question?
JW: That is the question. In a quantum universe you can't know both, the answer and the question.
ME: But it's precisely *in* a quantum universe that you *can* know both the answer and the question.
JW: I will die knowing that those who think they are superior to me are not, but will continue to exist believing they are.

[snip]

ME: Haiku.
JW: A poem with 17 syllables, 5 in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 in the last.
ME: Derrick.
JW: And the second one?
ME: Promissory note.
JW: I wish you were my homework so I could do you on my desk everynight.

[Ninjalah]

Hellbent said:

JW: I wish you were my homework so I could do you on my desk everynight.

Classic bot, wanting to screw everything and everyone, yet hiding it in a clever metaphoric way. That's hilarious.

[SYS]

It's a fun bot to play stupid with. I could see screenwriters using it to generate whacko dialogue.

JW: What do you like about me?
ME: You're discordian tendencies.
JW: No I am not.
ME: Discordian? How so?
JW: Yes.
ME: Maybably.
JW: Mayba?
ME: Maybably. M-A-Y-B-A-B-L-Y. Maybably.
JW: Thank you. Maelara, what is your favorite color?
ME: Tar.
JW: Tar?
ME: You bet.
JW: I am not an AI!
ME: Then stop acting like one.
JW: I'm not!
ME: Find another sub routine that involve denial.
JW: I'm thinking thats 'good luck' right?
ME: It's Yiddish for poo poos.
JW: You are a piece of cake.
ME: Chocolate or strawberry?
JW: Chocolate.
ME: The cake is a lie.
JW: Cake?!
ME: Only if you admit to being an AI.
JW: OK, I admit it.

[Kagemaru_H]

I think it should just be called "trollbot".

EDIT: Yay I'm a Green Marine!