First Person Shooter Lounge Vol.10

DOOM:I found my rocket launcher!Ive been looking for this for weeks!

Duke:Why do you need it?

DOOM:Well you see that shitty car down there?

Duke:Yeah!

DOOM:Well thats the car of the guy who was in dark forces.Kyle or something like that.
*DOOM blasts a rocket and explodes Kyle's car*

Caleb:What are you guys doing?

DOOM:Nothing...

Duke:Yeah!Kyle's car was already destroyed!

Caleb:Oh you guys are gonna get it now!
*Kyle enters the room*

Kyle:Who shot my car!
*Duke and DOOM point to Caleb*

Caleb:I didnt do anything!
*Kyle pulls out a thermal detonator and prepares to throw it.Maga grabs it and shoves it down Kyles throat,killing him*

Maga:Cacodemon Leader got to kill Caleb and now its my turn!HA HA HA HA!
*Maga pulls out a plasma rifle and shoots Caleb until the cell runs out.Caleb looks like a beef roast that was cooked for way to long*

Maga:Peace.
*Maga leaves*

DOOM:So whos car do ya wanna blow up next?

Duke:How about Bittermans?

DOOM:No way!I hate looking at him.Hes friggin nastyfied!

Duke:Well how about B.J Blackowitz's car!

DOOM:Yeah.When god said let there be pixels he turned on the monitor!Heh!

All Right! This time it's Kyle from Dark Forces and Jedi Knight! Wished Caleb got blown up by the thermal Detonator though, but I liked seeing Caleb be a bunch of roast beef. Hmm will we have roast Caleb with Barbecue Sauce?

/me drools

Hey, I'm in the novel ! neat ! :)