Captain Red Posted June 7, 2002 the_Danarchist said: Every sperm is sacred, Every sperm is great, If any sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. ...uh-ho... long live monty 0 Share this post Link to post
Captain Red Posted June 7, 2002 any who, what FOD is saying is if there is a god and a heven, then when you and the athest die, you go to heven and go up to the athest and say: "See! I told you!" but if there is no afterlife, then you just go *blip* and nobody can say anything. 0 Share this post Link to post
fodders Posted June 7, 2002 I was saying that but with less spelling errors :) 0 Share this post Link to post
m0l0t0v Posted June 9, 2002 Ct_red_pants:if there is a god and a heven, then when you and the athest die, you go to heven and go up to the athest and say: "See! I told you!" but if there is no afterlife, then you just go *blip* and nobody can say anything. You have converted me! From now on I`ll call myself an "athest", who will go *blip* some day... :-A --> *blip* ( = "athest" going *blip*) 0 Share this post Link to post
Spike Posted June 12, 2002 I intend to be reincarnated as an attractive lesbian. My wife already is, so i don't know what her chances are :) 0 Share this post Link to post
darknation Posted June 13, 2002 *re-reads that last sentence Your wife is a lesbian? 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted June 13, 2002 Spike said:I intend to be reincarnated as an attractive lesbian. Hey, you godless couchfuck, that was my idea! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! 0 Share this post Link to post
fodders Posted June 13, 2002 darknation said:*re-reads that last sentence Your wife is a lesbian? You can't lick it 0 Share this post Link to post
Zaldron Posted June 13, 2002 the_Danarchist said:Hey, you godless couchfuck, that was my idea! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! Mmh that sounds interesting. Where do I have to sign? 0 Share this post Link to post
Spike Posted June 13, 2002 Actually, my wife was an active lesbian shortly before she met me. As Jason Lee once said : "I don't buy lesbians; everyone needs deep dicking." 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted June 13, 2002 Zaldron said:Mmh that sounds interesting. Where do I have to sign? Huh?Spike said:"I don't buy lesbians; everyone needs deep dicking." I've always thought the complete opposite of that. I mean, I don't get straght chicks. Who doesn't want to have sex with a woman? Am I right? Chasing Amy rules, BTW. 0 Share this post Link to post
Spike Posted June 14, 2002 Hooray! About time we saw more Kevin Smith flick-fans. I've seen em all from Clerks to Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back - fucking brilliant films. Best one has got to be either Mallrats or Dogma, IMO. "I feel like i'm Han, you're Chewie, she's Ben Kenobi and we're in that FUCKED UP bar!" - Jay, 'Dogma'. 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted June 14, 2002 I say: Mallrats Chasing Amy Clerks Dogma Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back They all kick, though. 0 Share this post Link to post
Spike Posted June 15, 2002 Best scenes from all five films... Clerks - The 'my cousin Walter broke his neck trying to suck his own dick' scene in the car. Mallrats - The entire gameshow scene at the end. Chasing Amy - The 'Sexual Injuries' conversation between Banky and Alyssa. Dogma - The massacre of the 'Mooby Cow' corporate leaders at the hands of Loki and Bartleby :). Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back - Well, it's a line more than anything... Justice : "No, stupid, call me something sweet Jay : "How 'bout... boo-boo-kittyfuck?" heh... 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted June 16, 2002 Hmm...I'd say: Clerks: Yeah, I agree...that whole car scene, especialy when Dante says "I could never make it". Mallrats: Just seeing Bob fly through the air with Jay yelling "Fly, fatass, fly". Chasing Amy: Actualy, I like the part where Holden and Alyssa are sitting there curled up together on the couch when Banky finds them, just becasue its so romantic (yeah, I'm a sap :P). I actualy didn't find that movie very funny, I just like the love story. Dogma: When Bob throws the dude out of the train and says 'No Ticket'. I just recently learned this was ripped off from an Indiana Jones movie, but oh well. Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back: When Bob goes all mental on Jay "No, you stupid fuck...". Yeah...a classic Bob moment. 0 Share this post Link to post