Electro
Natural Born Joker
Posts: 59
Registered: 08-03 |
Things that make you go Hmmm....
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How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop?
(Electro: Did I mention I play some chess myself? Altho I am not exactly thee greatest.)
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The Doberman
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A highly timid little man, Casper Milquetoast, ventured into a
biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um, err,
which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the
parking meter?"
A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his body hair growing
out through the seams, turned slowly on his stool, looked down
at the quivering little man and said, "It's my dog. Why?"
"Well," squeaked the little man, obviously very nervous, "I
believe my dog just killed it, sir."
"What?" roared the big man in disbelief. "What in the hell kind
of dog do you have?"
"Sir," answered the little man, "It's a four week old puppy."
"Bull!" roared the biker, "How could your puppy kill my
Doberman?"
"It appears that he choked on it, sir."
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A Lawyer's Natural Instinct!
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A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.
Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor
of his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.
Incensed by the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor and said,
"If your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable
for the cost of the meat?"
The lawyer replied, "Of course. How much was the roast?"
"$7.98," said the butcher.
A few days later, the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98.
Attached to it was an invoice that read, Legal Consultation Service:
$150.
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Bravery
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A British bishop was talking with a class of small boys and wanted to
impress them with the importance of prayer and religious conviction.
He said, "There was once a dormitory for seven boys. When lights-out
time came, six boys stayed in bed, but one boy got out of bed, knelt
down, and said his prayers. Now boys, can you think of anything
braver than that?"
"Oh, yes, sir," a member of the class said.
"You can?" said the bishop, a bit taken aback. "Well, tell us about
it. "
"It's this way," the boy said. "There was a dormitory with seven
bishops in it. When the lights went out, six bishops got out of bed,
knelt down, and said their prayers, but one bishop stayed in bed."
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Things that make you go Hmmm....
Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?
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LMAO! ;D I have good sense of humor!
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