Darkfyre

I remember the Jaguar version, and holy crap that was scary. Trekking through the Predator ship, all silent, then all of a sudden that damn bird clicking noise and the "over here" whisper... Sphincter clenching time.

Oh noes, that was the end! That part was a bitch to get right anyways, super trial and error. That and of course the fact that once you beat the game it deleted your savegames. Bastardish. Never played the second one. It looked like it was the physical manifestation of 'ball cheese'. I didn't like Scratches very much, it had 1 or 2 creepy moments but was overall blah. If you enjoy adventure games try the Penumbra series, the first two are Thief style first-person sneaking with the adventure style gameplay, and you can't face creatures or you start breathing heavy and go into panic mode. The third Penumbra is sorta like a twisted gothic version of Portal, no monsters or anything, but more 'watch your step'.

Phantasmagoria: The final chapter, when you're stumbling around the house in a panic and you don't know where the demon is. Silent Hill 2: The first time one of the wrapped fuckers screams out from under a car in the street. Resident Evil 2: Catching glimpses of the Licker before the first encounter. Doom: E1M8. Those barons scared the shit outta me the first time. Doom 3: For some reason, I'm more scared of the ominous 'use your imagination' lighting than of the actual encounters. FEAR: As above. Dead Space: Playing it for the first time on the hardest difficulty and having no knowledge about limb-shooting. Jesus Christ. Penumbra 1: The first Dog and Worm encounters. Penumbra 2: First encounter with a Mutant. Theif 3: Ascending the stairs to the attic in The Cradle.

Not actually in response to your beliefs or whatnot, but that line just reminded me of a church sign I pass on my way to work. The latest entry: "don't be so open minded, your brain might fall out". Always gives me a good laugh, since it can be taken in a good number of ways.

I believe wuss-atheist is my new favorite definition. Awsome. But yea, I'm atheist. Creaphis' journey through the moral-obligations-of-faith looking-glass is pretty much the same boat I'm in. I actually got a lot of laughs from my friend's wedding I attended; she asked for a non "preachy, ya go God!" wedding which ended up with the minister giving almost the exact same speech as a normal wedding, only replacing "God" with "love". Not kidding, said it atleast a five times a minute for the entire thing, "we must cherish love, because love loves us", "without faith in love...", "seeing two people who love eachother and believe in love", and so forth. Horrific. I have to keep reminding the girlfriend that my only option for marriage is to have a matter-of-fact courtroom wedding. "You may now, sign the papers."

I can say I like a piece of art only to have some art buff tosser tell me that actually it's nothing impressive because the brush strokes are done poorly with horrible palette transitions or some shit. I'm not an artist so I wouldn't notice flaws like this, I just like it as I see it. Ditto for this. Granted I played as I kid, I had to stop because I couldn't get past, ironically, tempo (have to play everything as fast as possible, metronome or not). Asides from TNT's map30 I'd never be able to pace a song nearly as good as he does. :p

Hah, same here. Need a PC release for both before I can bother investing. Still, love the monster design.

Okay I'm done.

Brilliant :D

For graphic novels I've just read The Dark Knight Returns, and am re-reading Watchmen. As for books I'm reading a very boring Dark Tower book and have 1984 (a crime I haven't read it yet) next in line.

He should be offered then subsequently denied his cake, because Portal made you do it.

Hmm, after all this I suddenly have an urge to re-play American Psycho, maybe on the hardest difficulty this time. Oh, and perhaps I'll re-read the storyline to Half-Life, couldn't put that one down the first time around! :p

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up nicely there. He tears on something I like, I take no offense given it's humerous approach at doing so. Then again I enjoy the dryest of British humor, so....

I think generation has nothing to do with this. I honestly can't think of any one good parodying porno. Asides from hilarious names they're generally garbage, especially when CGI is added :D But then again, it probably is still better than Cloverfield :p

"Better than Cloverfield" Yes. Cleavagefield. That kid's video's pretty hokey though :p