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It was a slightly strange night. Things started off a little normal at least. This chick I knew had broke up with her boyfriend earlier that day, and wanted me to meet her at the local pub around 10:00pm. Things were good, we both got pretty hammed, and talked about all sortsa shit. Including her breakup.

It was karaoke night, and I did a kick ass rendition of Rob Zombie's Feel So Numb. Had people compliment me afterwards. Anyhow, after numerous shots and beverages later, we ended up at this gathering at some chick's house.

Everybody that was there was on E. This fat broad had gone out for fresh air and hadn't returned in quite sometime. So the chick I was at the bar with phoned her up and asked her where she was. The fat broad said "I'm in a trunk."

Then she had hung up. We thought she had maybe been in somebody's car or something like that. But everybody there searched there cars, no sign of fat broad. So they phoned her again, she says "I'm in a tree talking to the owls." then hangs up.

Chick I had been with the whole night phones her back. Her ex bf answers. He told her how he was walking home and saw the fat chick in the tree making owl noises. She had dropped her cellphone and he was able to answer it, after witnessing the strange shit. (Lord knows how a bitch that fat could scale a tree to begin with)

He ended up climing the tree, managed to get her down, and brought her to the gathering. Never done E myself, but I've never heard of somebody getting that incredibly fucked up off of it. She said the snowy owl from Harry Potter was giving her his wise knowledge.

Seen some fucked up shit before, but goddamn, this incident takes the cake.