MajorRawne Posted February 26, 2014 Somehow, he just doesn't command my fear or respect after getting his arse kicked by Vin Diesel in Fast and Furious. 0 Share this post Link to post
darknation Posted February 26, 2014 you only have one eyebrow? You one of these disgustingly hairy unibrow freaks? Always did strike me as looking rather unevolved. 0 Share this post Link to post
MajorRawne Posted February 26, 2014 Obviously you've never watched Star Trek, otherwise you'd know it is not only possible, but actually more significant, to raise a single bushy forehead-caterpillar. Raising both eyebrows at once is so... low-brow. 0 Share this post Link to post
Deleted_Account Posted February 26, 2014 MajorRawne said:Somehow, he just doesn't command my fear or respect after getting his arse kicked by Vin Diesel in Fast and Furious. Did you get the rock bottom and the peoples elbow? You candyass. 0 Share this post Link to post
Ralphis Posted February 27, 2014 IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU RAISED YOUR EYEBROW 0 Share this post Link to post
Kirby Posted February 27, 2014 I raise my eyebrow at you! And....everyone else in this thread....and all the other threads....and on all the other boards.... Shit, I haven't stopped raising one eyebrow since I got to this forum. I log in every day and just when I think I'm jaded enough for it to come back down suddenly there's a new user making a new post making it go right back up again. Or maybe it was just Marnetmar. Yeah, pretty sure it's just that guy. EDIT: MajorRawne, are you currently tripping balls? 0 Share this post Link to post
Obsidian Posted February 27, 2014 DON'T REMIND ME OF MY INNER RETARDATION DAMMIT 0 Share this post Link to post
GreyGhost Posted February 27, 2014 I entered the thread to find Sarge waiting for me, eyebrow loaded and ready to fire - coincidence or fate? 0 Share this post Link to post
Doomkid Posted February 27, 2014 I raise my actual eyeballs, I find it far more relaxing. 0 Share this post Link to post
MajorRawne Posted February 27, 2014 Piper Maru said:Did you get the rock bottom and the peoples elbow? You candyass. Listen, if a physical giant who's a trained soldier wearing body armour gets beaten up by a car thief with an attitude, my nan could probably beat him too. She may be 92, but she's lived at the same address all her life. Candy THAT, sir. 0 Share this post Link to post
Avoozl Posted February 27, 2014 I'm surprised this thread has stayed up for longer than the last similar thread I remember which was "the rock raised his eyebrow at me". 0 Share this post Link to post
MajorRawne Posted February 27, 2014 I think the mods secretly really like me. And this thread kicks the other thread's arse. 0 Share this post Link to post
Obsidian Posted February 27, 2014 MajorRawne said:I think the mods secretly really like me. And this thread kicks the other thread's arse. Grrr... 0 Share this post Link to post
Aliotroph? Posted February 27, 2014 I don't have enough muscle control around my left eye to do anything with that eye I can't do with my right. Well, I can close the left one on its own, but I had to teach myself that when I was 13 and bored in class. No raised eyebrow for me. :( 0 Share this post Link to post
Technician Posted February 27, 2014 I can't raise an eyebrow independently, only both at once. I'm jealous of your natural talent. 0 Share this post Link to post
Deleted_Account Posted February 27, 2014 MajorRawne said:Listen, if a physical giant who's a trained soldier wearing body armour gets beaten up by a car thief with an attitude, my nan could probably beat him too. She may be 92, but she's lived at the same address all her life. Candy THAT, sir. The Rock is gonna lay the smackdown on your nan's flabby old ass, you jabroni. 0 Share this post Link to post
Obsidian Posted February 27, 2014 The Rock has raised his eyebrow at me 3 times in the past few days. IT'S AN OMEN. 0 Share this post Link to post
Kirby Posted February 28, 2014 fraggle said:*overload* OH GOD WHAT IS THIS 0 Share this post Link to post
MajorRawne Posted February 28, 2014 Piper Maru said:The Rock is gonna lay the smackdown on your nan's flabby old ass, you jabroni. A flabby 92 year old? Is that even possible? And no he wouldn't, he would put up a good fight but then he'd call Torretto in to save his bacon when she got the upper hand. 0 Share this post Link to post
40oz Posted February 28, 2014 Obsidian said:The Rock has raised his eyebrow at me 3 times in the past few days. IT'S AN OMEN. while scrolling and skimming is misread this post as "that's no eyebrow THATS AN ORDER!" or something like a quote from the doom movie and I almost fell outta my chair laughing. 0 Share this post Link to post
MajorRawne Posted February 28, 2014 I'm still pissed off about Piper's comments about nannan. I bear him no malice, but I'm thinking of branding him a bitch. 0 Share this post Link to post
Deleted_Account Posted February 28, 2014 MajorRawne said:I'm still pissed off about Piper's comments about nannan. I bear him no malice, but I'm thinking of branding him a bitch. You Got the Spinnerooni, the Dipsy Doodle and the Sufferin' Succotash. 0 Share this post Link to post