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  1. TheMagicMushroomMan

    What is a Devilution?

    Kids these days and their damned volutions!
  2. TheMagicMushroomMan

    The Age of Hell: FPS game for GZDoom - going to Realms Deep

    PROTIP: Developers will be more willing to listen to your thoughts if you have a little more respect than calling their work "eye rape". Vanilla Doom enemies having "imposing physique and dramatic posture"? I want whatever drugs you're on! Imps that look like gingerbread men and floating meatballs with two assholes? Very imposing! As are the zombies with green hair and the pink gorillas with buck teeth. Also, not everyone likes the smooth animations of Smooth Doom/Beautiful Doom because it has a tendency to make things feel less punchy and impactful. The enemy design looks great to me, much more creative and detailed than your standard Doom monsters.
  3. TheMagicMushroomMan

    Edgiest Video Game Protagonists

    I don't think Caleb is edgy, or Duke Nukem. Duke is an ass for sure, but he's more of a machismo stereotype than anything else. Not Important's placement in Postal Redux kind of leads me to believe the character was also purposely developed as a stereotype, although Hatred sucks so much it's hard to tell what the developer originally intended.
  4. TheMagicMushroomMan

    Nobody likes Lost souls.

    I like Lost Souls. They aren't really annoying to me, and they have a Castlevania-esque design. I also like Pain Elementals. Once you learn how to take them out quick, they are easier to deal with. Any mapper can misuse any enemy, that's the fault of the mapper, not the enemy itself.
  5. TheMagicMushroomMan

    Edgiest Video Game Protagonists

    Completely agree about Wolfenstein, I hate the new games in terms of writing and gameplay. My favorite Rogue Warrior quote is the credits song where we get to hear Mickey rap about his badass accomplishments. "Goddamn, cock breath commie motherfuckers You fucking asshole You fucking pig farmers Drop dead motherfucker You fucking amateurs I own your fucking souls Fucking commie bitch Yeah, some capitalism for you, pussy Time to move I got bad guys to send to Commie Heaven"
  6. TheMagicMushroomMan

    Edgiest Video Game Protagonists

    "Edgiest Video Game Protagonists: A Discussion about Profanity, Teenagers, and the Darkness Within my Soul" What's up motherfuckers! Assholes! I got a question for you runts, listen up! This is a dark fuckin' place. Real dark. So fuckin' dark Shadow the fuckin' bitch-ass Hedgehog would dare not enter. You gotta be a tough motherfucker to survive here! This is the place where we discuss edgy protagonists. Who do you think are the most cringeworthy try hard protagonists in video game history? You know, the ones you'll never measure up to? The ones you look up to for their ability to say FUCK a lot. Or maybe the one's who are so mallgoth that they'll put a curse on your (worthless) soul. Or maybe the ones like that aforementioned Twilight-watching Shadow, who are too scared to say FUCK because their fans can't handle that kind of shit like I can. Cast your votes in the comment section below, you accursed dickheads! I'm goin' with my main motherfucker Mickey Rourke from the acclaimed Rogue Warrior. With lines like "ugh, fuckfuck, fuck, Jesus, damn shitfuck fuck fuck asshole prick fucker fuck", you know this dude has seen some shit! Or what about when he says, right before stabbing you, "suck my balls my hairy big balls wrap 'em around your throat I'm gonna shove 'em up your ass". Anybody? No?
  7. TheMagicMushroomMan

    Games that you love solely for what they could've been

    I agree with you guys about Bioshock Infinite. It never felt anywhere near as heavy or important as the original. I even like Bioshock 2 and Minerva's Den quite a bit. -Shallow, heavily downgraded combat -Graphics somehow worse than 1/2, despite being much more constricted -Generic and ugly protagonist with generic voice acting -Elizabeth is overrated -Silly enemy design -HUD doesn't even scale properly at 4k -Overused "wow wut a mindfuk" trope for an ending that only exists to make pea brained Youtubers feel intelligent, somehow worse than the ending of the original -DLC: "WE'RE RETURNING TO RAPTURE, GIVE US YOUR MONEY. TWICE." -Actually, I'm not sure Infinite did anything better than the original Bioshock I also felt that RAGE by id couldv'e been something special, but it was just a game built around the idea of hopping on a bandwagon, with generic art design, a generic setting, generic enemies, generic weaponry, generic car racing, and no real depth or substance to make it stand out in the market. Still somewhat decent though.
  8. TheMagicMushroomMan

    Games that you love solely for what they could've been

    I agree with you guys about Bioshock Infinite. It never felt anywhere near as heavy or important as the original. I even like Bioshock 2 and Minerva's Den quite a bit. -Shallow, heavily downgraded combat -Graphics somehow worse than 1/2, despite being much more constricted -Generic and ugly protagonist with generic voice acting -Elizabeth is overrated -Silly enemy design -HUD doesn't even scale properly at 4k -Overused "wow wut a mindfuk" trope for an ending that only exists to make pea brained Youtubers feel intelligent, somehow worse than the ending of the original -DLC: "WE'RE RETURNING TO RAPTURE, GIVE US YOUR MONEY. TWICE." -Actually, I'm not sure Infinite did anything better than the original Bioshock
  9. Give me custom toilet. Now

     

    I'd like one with very detailed FIREBLU covered all over it. Thanks

  10. I just read about an ancient breed of dog that had four nostrils. I wasn't surprised to learn that they also had two assholes.

    1. Chip

      Chip

      are you referring to an episode of South Park?

  11. As a huge Blade Runner fan, this looks like dogshit. Even the title sucks. Looks like an in-engine cutscene from a 2010 PS3 game. At 1:11 the girl sprints like Link in Breath of the Wild. Laughably bad stuff.
  12. This seems to be the result of not recognizing community etiquette and lack of research regarding use of textures. As others said, a package like this, in the end, is low effort and impractical, moral dilemmas aside. I'm sure your intentions were good, but please stop and think next time you are posting the work of other people. If you made a set of textures or a map, people would credit you for it regardless of whether you wanted to be credited or not, because that's the right thing to do.
  13. Can I order a custom toilet?

    1. TheMagicMushroomMan

      TheMagicMushroomMan

      You sure can, Lol 6!

       

      Every toilet in our Detroit-based warehouse is made with pride. Not just normal pride, but ultrapride. We truly value our workers. This is why we allow them a whole vacation day every year!

       

      Our toilets are manufactured by the skilled hands of Russian children. Our toilets are primarily made from starch and uranium. In order to guarantee customer satisfaction, all toilets are measured with a geiger counter when we receive them from overseas. My current all-time favorite toilet is the Chernobyl Extreme. Inside the toilet bowl is a small switch. Pull it, and get out fast! After five minutes the toilet will detonate, with a blast radius up to seventy feet+nuclear fallout! Great for pesky neighbors breaking into house to steal your toilet. Remember, the switch is about five feet inside the bowl. Please note that we are not responsible for rising radiation levels in Detroit, as all of our toilets are test-detonated in Russia.

       

      Thanks for your service!

      THE MAGICAL TOILET PEOPLE

      "BRINGING REALITY TO COOL PLACES" 

  14. -Always keep your armor repaired -Have some whetstones handy -Mushrooms make you grow, this protects you -Big pellets turn enemies blue so you can eat them -Sword beats dagger, dagger beats axe, axe beats sword -Don't spend too much AP per turn -Collect every big coin to open secret exits -Juggle enemies in the air to increase your combo -Use the whammy bar for extra points -Never get your wanted level to six stars
  15. TheMagicMushroomMan

    What's everyones opinion on Doom Online?

    If I could easily find a populated DM server with vanilla-ish gameplay, I'd love it. Not a fan of MMDeathmatch or Chillax shit or zombies or "wow look how craaaaaazy this is!" kind of stuff. Also wifi here sucks. But I'll use mobile data if I find something worth playing.
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