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  1. Ajora

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    Ebiten-kun is a fried shrimp wrestler. He’s the mascot for the Tokyo tempura restaurant, Wakataka.
  2. Ajora

    What if Doom 4 Guy is Doom 4 Girl?

    Thank you for this factoid that everyone here has already known since 2016.
  3. Ajora

    Unreal Gold is currently free on GOG

    The Nali were annoying, and probably the only thing about the game I disliked. I remember one of them decided to permanently meditate right in the centre of a crucial doorway, leaving me no choice but to obliterate him.
  4. Ajora

    Unreal Gold is currently free on GOG

    It's not a game you really need a source port for, but I do recommend playing it with the Oldunreal patch.
  5. If for some reason you haven't played one of the greatest FPS games of the 90s, then what are you waiting for? Happy 20th anniversary to Unreal!
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    So, what kind of music do you guys like?

    Genres: extreme metal as a whole, classical music, rap, JPop, jazz, 80s pop, classic rock, some other random stuff. I'm fine with almost everything besides nu metal, honestly. Bands: Iron Maiden, Sodom, The Doors, Emperor, Motorhead, Destroyer 666, Dissection, Buddy Holly & the Crickets, Dismember, Grave, Destruction, Tankard, Blind Guardian, Black Sabbath, Carcass, Death, Bathory, Satyricon, Iced Earth, Slaughter, Agent Steel, Cacophony, Behexen, Inquisition, Ghoul, The Who, Perturbator, ABBA, Blondie, Huey Lewis & the News, Pet Shop Boys, A Flock of Seagulls, Soft Cell, Wu-Tang Clan
  7. Timothy Dalton is a great actor, but completely miscast as Bond. [License to Kill spoiler]I remember the cartel raping and then murdering Felix's wife on their wedding night, then feeding Felix to a tiger shark. Impossibly, Felix somehow survives the maiming and is then allowed to live for no practical reason. What's even more baffling than all of that is that when he's in the hospital, he comes across as bizarrely jovial and continues to act that way until the end of the movie. His wife was raped, murdered, and he then got fed to a tiger shark and he seems completely happy about it. It's bewildering.[/License to Kill spoiler]
  8. License to Kill The Living Daylights Casino Royale 1954 Casino Royale 1967 Never Say Never Again All worse movies than Quantum of Solace. @Master O I forgot to mention The Goonies. Bratty characters, poorly filmed action sequences, paired with a very unfocused story. The dialogue is also really, really bad. There are so many instances where it's hard to even understand what anybody is saying because everyone is shouting at each other all at once.
  9. https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/terminator_genisys/ Looks universally panned, to me. I don't see how it would in any way qualify as being overrated. I actually rather enjoyed it, even though its characters were horribly miscast.
  10. Considering how hated they all are, I fail to see how the Jaws sequels and Alien 3 are overrated.
  11. Ajora

    Goofiest dream you've ever had?

    I once dreamed that I was searching for treasure in a rainforest. I had a bottle of whiskey with me that I took a swig of and then sat down somewhere for a moment. Next thing I knew, I saw Winona Ryder running off with it. Upset with what had happened, I decided to take my grievances with her out on the Dr. Phil show. She was staggeringly drunk and kept falling out of her chair and I was completely sober. I tried explaining to Dr. Phil that Winona Ryder stole my bottle of whiskey, which she denied. The entire audience booed me and thought me to be a liar. Dr. Phil accused me of slandering Winona Ryder and said that I was probably an alcoholic and that I needed professional help. Next thing I knew, Triple H and Booker T came out and started trash talking each other to promote their upcoming match at Wrestlemania. Annoyed that nobody believed anything I had to say, I walked off the set as everyone went crazy with excitement seeing Triple H and Booker T on the Dr. Phil show.
  12. I've pretty much disliked everything I've seen that's involved John Hughes in some fashion. I find the characters in his movies to be unsympathetic and obnoxious, and his jokes to be painfully unfunny.