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  1. Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend by the name of Common Sense who has been with us for many years.
    No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

    He will be remembered as having cultivated such valued lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and that life isn't always fair.

    Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not kids, are in charge). His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.

    Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student but could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

    Finally, Common sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense finally gave up the ghost after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, spilled a bit in her lap, and was awarded a huge settlement

    Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust, his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

    He is survived by two stepbrothers; My Rights and Ima Whiner.
    Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

    If you still know him pass this on, if not you can give him a second
    death.

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    2. Job

      Job

      Excellent. I agree with it all. Except you forgot about another one of The Family that passed on. Integrity.

      Scuba Steve said:

      So wait... a teacher was fired for repremanding a student... something like detention?

      That's why teaching college-level is far better.

    3. Scuba Steve

      Scuba Steve

      But College students are sarcastic. Elementary children are so enthusiastic... sarcasm doesnt register till 6th grade. Besides, 'cmon, who wants to fire the art teacher?

    4. Ultraviolet

      Ultraviolet

      Um, college students pay to be there, so they'd better shut up.

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