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If anyone would like me to stop lowering the brow of the blogs, just say it and I will.
I have this ex from 4 years ago. She makes penises shrink. She makes hard penises shrink like an 10 minutes of ice water swimming. It happened to me 4 years ago when I dated her.
Now she calls me up today to tell me it happened to her current boyfriend. I remember 2 years ago when she called me up to tell me that it happened with her boyfriend at that time. I think she called me last year to say it happened.
So she asks me why... why does this happen? Is it her? Is it them? Why? I've given her all the reasons I could think of.
If you think she's ugly, then think again. Go google Torrie Wilson. This girl looks like Torrie Wilson from her WWE days (10-5 years ago) only 20 years younger. This ex has been in toothpaste commercials.
She just makes penises shrink.
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I used to have a Torrie Wilson poster... Anyway, she's a witch.
Never heard of Torrie Wilson but she doesn't turn me on in the slightest. Her abs and thighs are too big, and that chiseled jaw, she's approaching looking like a man.
Which is maybe partially your friend's issue. She could have a big higher testosterone count than most other females, and then the whole pheromone thing comes into play.
I'd probably get turned off if I smelled another dude during sex too.