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Tiger Mauls Roy?

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gatewatcher said:

Was playing with tigers ever really a good idea in the first place?

Why am I reminded of The Addams Family movie with that question?

Gomez: (amidst wildcat growls) *WHIP!* DOWN, Kitty!

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2 years ago the Mirage signed a lifetime contract with Siegfried and Roy... maybe they hired the tiger to get them out of it.

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With Derren Brown playing Russian roulette and David Blaine still in that box it could be a good week for magician misshaps

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Gokuma said:

The tiger was upset about its sore ass. </horrible sick joke>

mm that what u get. tigers and such are not show animals. so it is only natural it got hungry one of these days, hungry for man flesh.
With Derren Brown playing Russian roulette and David Blaine still in that box it could be a
yea dn the sore ass may play a part too. but i figured they took turns. if i was the tiger i would have eaten both of them

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The tiger was only using self-defense right? Then again, we are like all other animals: kill or be killed. This is no different.

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"Hey, Siegfried, watch me pull a rabbit out of a hat."
"Again?"
"Nothing up my sleeve...Presto!"
ROAR!

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to bad he didnt get ass raped by that tiger. talk about better comedy. I mean that would have been funny as hell.

"mommy, what is that magic trick" little girl
"me and daddy in bed last night" mommy

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Feral tiger raping a man. That's sad.

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Tyockell said:

ha stupid people serves ya right leave the fuckin tigers alone.

For once I agree with you.

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Sephiroth said:

"mommy, what is that magic trick" little girl
"me and daddy in bed last night" mommy


No mom would talk to her daughter like that. That joke recieves a 0 on the funny scale.

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Ralphis said:

No mom would talk to her daughter like that. That joke recieves a 0 on the funny scale.

Any father would talk to his son like that though. :P

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Well you know what they say: If you play with fire, you're gonna get bitten on the neck by a big cat.

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Jonathan said:

Well you know what they say: If you play with fire, you're gonna get bitten on the neck by a big cat.


thats so stupid its hilarious roflmao

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Ichor said:

"Hey, Siegfried, watch me pull a rabbit out of a hat."
"Again?"
"Nothing up my sleeve...Presto!"
ROAR!



Heh, I remember that old Rocky and Bullwinkle show.

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I heard the tiger was eyeing someone in the audience and he stepped in between them. That or the tiger didn't perform the trick and he tapped it on the noze, not uncommon. I kind of feel bad for all those jokes about him coming into my room at the Mirage at night and making me pet his tiger. "ah ya, pet mine tiger ya!" And the many other jokes. What a birthday present. I wonder if Sigruied (sp) went back home that night to their tiger ranch with a submachine gun.

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