Spike Posted September 8, 2002 Death by sex with my wife while participating in a 300-person anonymous orgy. 0 Share this post Link to post
Naked Snake Posted September 8, 2002 Spike said:Death by sex with my wife while participating in a 300-person anonymous orgy. 301 you mean ;) 0 Share this post Link to post
Fredrik Posted September 8, 2002 Jumping is good - gives a chance to fly for a short while. 0 Share this post Link to post
Lord FlatHead Posted September 8, 2002 Pistol, then bleeding. If I have to go, I want to feel some pain first. 0 Share this post Link to post
Little Faith Posted September 8, 2002 Death by some kind of big automated power tool would be nifty. 0 Share this post Link to post
Disorder Posted September 8, 2002 Death by gas. You'll fall asleep slowly. It's like going to bed like you normally do. You won't feel pain and it would feel like dreaming. That would be nice.. 0 Share this post Link to post
Darkstalker Posted September 8, 2002 Being squashed in a dump truck Yeeehaaa ! 0 Share this post Link to post
spank Posted September 8, 2002 Drowning. Take a small breath of water and calmly fall asleep to death while water molecules enter your brain. 0 Share this post Link to post
Psyonisis Posted September 8, 2002 deadnail thought of this funny suicide thing once... I think it went something along the lines of 1. Become famous by doing something that is a great benefit to people, like finding the cure for cancer. 2. Swallow a trigger-activated grenade before you have a big speech at a press conference or something 3. Conceal the trigger in your hand as you speak, and out of nowhere, in the middle of a sentence, trigger the bomb. Not only will you get your objective accomplished, you would also traumatize millions of people watching your speech! hahahahah! 0 Share this post Link to post
SyntherAugustus Posted September 8, 2002 In Taiwan there is a drug that makes you go crazy and suicidal. 0 Share this post Link to post
Naked Snake Posted September 8, 2002 RailGunner said:In Taiwan there is a drug that makes you go crazy and suicidal. It isn't limited to Taiwan my friend... 0 Share this post Link to post
IMJack Posted September 8, 2002 I saw a late-night talk show where this kid made and sold suicide machines. He rigged an electric chair to a Pac-Man clone on a cheap PC; you play for as long as you could, and when you die, you die. I bet you could do something similar with Doom. 0 Share this post Link to post
Naked Snake Posted September 8, 2002 IMJack said:I saw a late-night talk show where this kid made and sold suicide machines. He rigged an electric chair to a Pac-Man clone on a cheap PC; you play for as long as you could, and when you die, you die. I bet you could do something similar with Doom. But who would want to playtest that port? O_o 0 Share this post Link to post
Captain Red Posted September 8, 2002 Ever seen Dr. Strangelove (or how I learnt not to worry about the bomb)? That would rock! /me rides bomb YeeeeeeHawwww! 0 Share this post Link to post
fodders Posted September 8, 2002 Been there, done that, actually sat on and jumped up and down on a nuclear bomb, to "See what would happen". Ahhh strange times. 0 Share this post Link to post
fodders Posted September 8, 2002 The medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a gunshot wound of the head caused by a shotgun. Investigation to that point had revealed that the deceased had jumped from the top of a ten story building with the intent to commit suicide (he left a note indicating his despondency). As he passed the 9th floor on the way down, his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast through a window, killing him instantly. Neither the shooter nor the deceased was aware that a safety net had been erected at the 8th floor level to protect some window washers and that the deceased would not have been able to complete his intent to commit suicide because of this. Ordinarily, a person who starts into motion the events with a suicide intent ultimately commits suicide even though the mechanism might be not what he intended. That he was shot on the way to certain death nine stories below probably would not change his mode of death from suicide to homicide. But the fact that his suicide intent would not have been achieved under any circumstance caused the medical examiner to feel that he had homicide on his hands. Further investigation led to the discovery that the room on the 9th floor from whence the shotgun blast emanated was occupied by an elderly man and his wife. He was threatening her with the shotgun because of an inter-spousal spat and became so upset that he could not hold the shotgun straight. Therefore, when he pulled the trigger, he completely missed his wife and the pellets went through the window striking the deceased. When one intends to kill subject A, but kills subject B in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject B. The old man was confronted with this conclusion, but both he and his wife were adamant in stating that neither knew that the shotgun was loaded. It was the longtime habit of the old man to threaten his wife with an unloaded shotgun. He had no intent to murder her; therefore, the killing of the deceased appeared then to be accident. That is, the gun had been accidentally loaded. But *further* investigation turned up a witness that their son was seen loading the shotgun approximately six weeks prior to the fatal accident. That investigation showed that the mother (the old lady) had cut off her son's financial support and her son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that the father would shoot his mother. The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus. Further investigation revealed that the son became increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to get his mother murdered. This led him to jump off the ten story building on March 23, only to be killed by a shotgun blast through a 9th story window. The medical examiner closed the case as a suicide. :) 0 Share this post Link to post
nxn Posted September 9, 2002 If I ever make a big booboo in life and end up with the death sentance my death wish is to die of a heroin OD. Otherwise I am not planning on commiting suicide... maybe a shot to the head actually, it's the only painless way to die I think. 0 Share this post Link to post
Ultraviolet Posted September 9, 2002 Fodders: Did that really happen or did you or someone else just make it up? 0 Share this post Link to post
Coopersville Posted September 9, 2002 If a was going to kill myself, It'd be quick and painless, thus shooting myslef. Disorder kind of convinced me for gas though, just falling asleep and probably dreaming for the rest of eternity. 0 Share this post Link to post
nxn Posted September 9, 2002 Coopersville said:If a was going to kill myself, It'd be quick and painless, thus shooting myslef. Disorder kind of convinced me for gas though, just falling asleep and probably dreaming for the rest of eternity. MM... I'd more look at it as sleep without any dreams. Just complete nothingness. 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted September 9, 2002 Ultraviolet said:Fodders: Did that really happen or did you or someone else just make it up? That was from the opening of the movie Magnolia. Sadly, I've only seen the first hour or so of the movie, though I would like to see the rest. Seemed pretty cool. One thing else. The way I would choose to go would be through heroic sacrifice. Then no one would suspect, and you'd be helping others at the same time. 0 Share this post Link to post
DooMBoy Posted September 9, 2002 If and when I ever kill myself, it'd be a poison OD or something quick and painless. I see no point in making myself suffer more than I have to. 0 Share this post Link to post
SyntherAugustus Posted September 9, 2002 bigbadgangsta said:It isn't limited to Taiwan my friend... Dont say that Crazy Drug is migrating to America. 0 Share this post Link to post
Naked Snake Posted September 9, 2002 RailGunner said:Dont say that Crazy Drug is migrating to America. rofl, it always has dude. Drugs are never limited to one area. Ever. 0 Share this post Link to post
Disorder Posted September 9, 2002 Coopersville said:If a was going to kill myself, It'd be quick and painless, thus shooting myslef. Disorder kind of convinced me for gas though, just falling asleep and probably dreaming for the rest of eternity. What kind of gas is used for that anyway? Normal gas you use to cook with? If that's so, you could turn your house in a huge bomb. The gas would spread through the house and when your parents come home and turn on the lights, Boooooooommmmmm!! Well, I guess you'd receive extra bonuspoints for that ;) 0 Share this post Link to post
LorD BaZTArD Posted September 9, 2002 Hmm, I'll never commit suicide, no matter how often I get the idea, but If I do go out, it'd have to be a spectacular method......I'm all out of possible methods though. Ah well.... 0 Share this post Link to post