Maes Posted December 8, 2006 I'm sure you'll find a source of quotes here and here . However the DoomGuy isn't supposed to have so seriouse quotes, but more on the "Rip and Tear your guts!" style....bah, just my 2 cents. 0 Share this post Link to post
lupinx-Kassman Posted December 8, 2006 Linguica said: cute Most of those come from the macros -_- 0 Share this post Link to post
Dutch Doomer Posted December 8, 2006 lupinx-Kassman said:Most of those come from the macros -_- Yes and not most but all of them come from it. 0 Share this post Link to post
leileilol Posted December 8, 2006 lupinx-Kassman said:Most of those come from the macros -_- Well they're Doomguy's official phrases whether you like it or not! Tris84 said:Here's some good ones. "Die, bitch!" Vely original there. Sadly this is the kind of creativity taken in game heroes these days.a 0 Share this post Link to post
GGG Posted December 9, 2006 From Doom Hong Kong Version: I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way. Fatty, you with your think face have hurt my instep. Gun wounds again? Same old rules: no eyes, no groin. A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries. Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken! Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here? Quiet you I'll blow your throat up. You always use violence. I should've ordered the glutinous rice chicken. I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out! You daring lousy guy. Beat him out of recognizable shape! I have been scared shitless too much lately. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair! Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected. How can you use my intestines as a gift? The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold? 0 Share this post Link to post
ultdoomer Posted December 9, 2006 GGG said:"It's either 6:15 or Mickey's getting a blowjob." I don't get this one. 0 Share this post Link to post
Combustable Posted December 15, 2006 Think about a mickey mouse watch and the position of the hands 0 Share this post Link to post
Shin Godzilla Posted December 15, 2006 "Suck it down." "Not that I'm trying to gloat or anything, but you just got PWNED BITCH LOL" 0 Share this post Link to post
gemini09 Posted December 15, 2006 Tris84 said:(if there was a flamethrower): "You're fired!" Haha, that's genius. Ford Fairlane is one hell of a guy, too. 0 Share this post Link to post
Vegeta Posted December 15, 2006 And my favorite: -"You're stupid, and now you're going to be stupid and dead!" Quite useful in multiplayer. 0 Share this post Link to post
spank Posted December 15, 2006 "It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum..." Heh, why not? 0 Share this post Link to post
Tris84 Posted December 19, 2006 Dude, you heard that on Duke Nukem 64. BTW. Heres a couple of good ones. (after clearing out a room full of demons): "Who else wants some?" (seconds later, demons teleport in and surround you): "Oh, crap!" 0 Share this post Link to post
redmage125 Posted December 19, 2006 (when beserk pack is picked up) "I'm going to give you an anal fisting to remember!" 0 Share this post Link to post
OmegaJ4 Posted December 19, 2006 Some odd ones "I'll Break You" "Meet Your Executioner!" "Next!" "Elimanated!" "Taste my boot leather!" "I vow to kill you!" (After using the chainsaw) "Guess you had to split?" 0 Share this post Link to post
Raikoh_Minamoto Posted December 19, 2006 "DYNAMITE!" "Knock knock. Who's there? MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME." (watching a demon commit barrel suicide)"Maybe they don't think..." Keeping with the time o' the year: "Sweet Christmas!" 0 Share this post Link to post
sidarmas Posted December 21, 2006 First scene of realizine he's alone: "...So...am I late for the surprise?" First encounter with: Zombie: "Hey...you ain't lookin' too good..." round hits him** "Ow! You son of a-...alright...Now I'm pissed!" Imp: "You're one ugly son of a..." Demon: "This little piggy's pissing me off." Hell Baron/Knight: "For Christs' sake, don't you guys give up?" Mancubus: "I think I smell south of cheese..." Revenant: "Bony Bastard." Archvile: "...Shit...Now they got a medic..." Cacodemon: "Looks like a baloon. Lemme pop it." Lost Soul: "Only those damned enough to be afraid will end this way." Spectre: -crunch- OW! Where the... Picking up medium weapon (shotgun-chaingun): "Oh...baby...where have you been?" (OR) "Hmm...better than this old thing." Rocket Launcher: "Now we're talkin..." Plasma: "Hmm, cooking things has never been so fun...Till now." BFG: "...Big....Fucking....Gun....Aaah, Shit." Cyberdemon: "You're huge! What did your momma feed you as a baby?! Demons?" Mastermind: "You remind me of my granny Madge..." low damage: -classic pain grunt- med. damage: -painful growl of anger- High Damage: -Cry of pain and anguish, with one of the following-: Fucker!, Son of a bitch!, God damnit!, CUNT!, etc... Death: No! -followed by gurgling on blood- 0 Share this post Link to post
Naked Snake Posted December 21, 2006 There's a reason Doomguy doesn't say stupid-ass shit like this. Because you're supposed to be the one saying the stupid shit FOR him while you're playing. You're the Doomguy. EDIT : This rant was concived of later, and must be written now. Jesus Christ, look at this sea of fucking UTTER BRILLIANCE like : "Oh, hell no! You did NOT shoot that green shit at me!" Death: (loud) "FUCK!" "Oh, it's on now!" Jesus Christ. What chemical products under the sink did you people swallow? I know those quotes are from the same person, but they're just good examples of the same shit in this thread. Yeah, there was some good ones, but they were certainly taking this thread with a molecule of salt. 0 Share this post Link to post
sidarmas Posted December 23, 2006 Naked Snake said:There's a reason Doomguy doesn't say stupid-ass shit like this. Because you're supposed to be the one saying the stupid shit FOR him while you're playing. You're the Doomguy. EDIT : This rant was concived of later, and must be written now. Jesus Christ, look at this sea of fucking UTTER BRILLIANCE like : "Oh, hell no! You did NOT shoot that green shit at me!" Death: (loud) "FUCK!" "Oh, it's on now!" Jesus Christ. What chemical products under the sink did you people swallow? I know those quotes are from the same person, but they're just good examples of the same shit in this thread. Yeah, there was some good ones, but they were certainly taking this thread with a molecule of salt. Congratulations on killing this thread till it puked raw maggots. Enjoy your parade! :p 0 Share this post Link to post
Maes Posted December 24, 2006 sidarmas said:Congratulations on killing this thread till it puked raw maggots. Enjoy your parade! :p The effort really showed...mostly because most people tried to make Doomguy sound too macho and badass with quotes ripped of some bad Steven Seagal action movie. The Doom Comic went a long way proving just this... (BTW, why isn't it pinned anymore? :-( ) Heh, how about "Whoo-hoo baby! I'm gonna mincemeat some demonic butt with my manly hot lead! I'll pump you hellspawn full of macho magnum buckshot!" then ? 0 Share this post Link to post
OmegaJ4 Posted December 24, 2006 Nah, Doomguy's one of those "Let the gun do the talking" Guy's. 0 Share this post Link to post
sidarmas Posted December 24, 2006 OmegaJ4 said:Nah, Doomguy's one of those "Let the gun do the talking" Guy's. Yeah...actions do speak louder than words. 0 Share this post Link to post
myk Posted December 24, 2006 Maes said: BTW, why isn't it pinned anymore? ? 0 Share this post Link to post
Maes Posted December 24, 2006 myk said:? The Doom Comic thread, I meant. At least after the recent merging/resurfacing of some 10000 old posts, it has sunk somewhere in the 100th page, and hasn't been stickied/pinned/whatever. Other catchphrases: Tough marine: "A shell, an imp!" Tougher marine: "Two shells, three imps!" 0 Share this post Link to post