Use Posted April 1, 2003 The processor I just bought doesn't fucking work. True story. 0 Share this post Link to post
Ichor Posted April 1, 2003 Early this morning, I went to get an operation. Some nitwit doctor inadvertantly left a sponge inside just before finishing the surgery. It doesn't hurt any, but I sure do get very thirsty a lot. 0 Share this post Link to post
NightmareZer0 Posted April 2, 2003 Torn said:No, it was a real imp!. Nobody never believe me... I think there was a crack somewhere... Im a real imp :p 0 Share this post Link to post
NightmareZer0 Posted April 2, 2003 BBG said:I'm hungry. *Makes BBG some food * 0 Share this post Link to post
jute Posted April 2, 2003 Espi said:I drove a cheesecake truck once. Then I ate all the cheesecakes, hid the truck and left town. They were very delicious cheesecakes. jesus was way cool. 0 Share this post Link to post
insertwackynamehere Posted April 2, 2003 dsm said:Very convenient, because the Doom 3 Mancubus is said to be female. Maybe id was inspired by looking at your sister O_o? ;-P um...mancubus? 0 Share this post Link to post
Dingus Khan Posted April 2, 2003 Oh i went and with the and corner I saw there was it. The demon sitting corner house i saw and "YOU SILLY DEMON!" i say. it pink and laugh. it try eat me Hard and i just stop and it leave. I dont know what it do. SIlly demon. I shoot four time and corner it sit get bigger. It ugly. I not like. I say "DIE YOU DEMON!" and it do and i get all happy again and it not corner. 0 Share this post Link to post
Dingus Khan Posted April 2, 2003 Disorder said:Tonight I will make sweet love to your sister. If there's grass on the field, play ball. 0 Share this post Link to post
Scuba Steve Posted April 2, 2003 insertwackynamehere# said:um...mancubus? um... mancubus 0 Share this post Link to post
Amaster Posted April 2, 2003 Mancubus can be rearranged to sucubman... 0 Share this post Link to post
myk Posted April 2, 2003 insertwackynamehere# said:um...mancubus? It's from mancus (latin; amputated or crippled) plus incubus (also latin; a kind of demon imagined during the middle ages.) Admittedly etymologically quite fitting for a hellish monster with weapon implants instead of hands. 0 Share this post Link to post
Little Faith Posted April 2, 2003 myk said:It's from mancus (latin; amputated or crippled) plus incubus (also latin; a kind of demon imagined during the middle ages.) Admittedly etymologically quite fitting for a hellish monster with weapon implants instead of hands. With the added connotation in modern english: Man (the creature is obviously a heavily mutated former human) and cube (it is slightly cuboid). 0 Share this post Link to post
Job Posted April 2, 2003 It seems that Torn isn't the only one who's had an imp sighting. I managed to find this picture of a sighting in a Colorado forest. 0 Share this post Link to post
BlueSonnet Posted April 2, 2003 ROTFLMAO. That picture of Scuba Steve's kinda reminds of that fish advertisement where some guy beats up a bear by the river and steals his fish. BTW Disorder: Well at least you know now. :) 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted April 2, 2003 Job said:It seems that Torn isn't the only one who's had an imp sighting. I managed to find this picture of a sighting in a Colorado forest. http://www.artwanted.com/images/large/4916_20544.gif Wow, a 13 foot tall imp! 0 Share this post Link to post
sargebaldy Posted April 2, 2003 haha o gn0!!! save us from teh imps!!!!! 0 Share this post Link to post
dsm Posted April 2, 2003 insertwackynamehere# said:um...mancubus? Go and buy the December 2002 issue of PC gamer - there's an article in which it says that the Doom 3 mancubus will be female. 0 Share this post Link to post
Scuba Steve Posted April 2, 2003 BlueSonnet said:ROTFLMAO. That picture of Scuba Steve's kinda reminds of that fish advertisement where some guy beats up a bear by the river and steals his fish. John West Salmon 0 Share this post Link to post
Torn Posted April 2, 2003 Scuba Steve said:OMG Check out my amateur video I shot of Torn in the Woods! OMG hahahahahhaha... funny stuff :P 0 Share this post Link to post
Torn Posted April 2, 2003 the_Danarchist said:Wow, a 13 foot tall imp! It is the queen imp... now someone put it in a mod, okay? btw, I love imps... :P 0 Share this post Link to post
Draconio Posted April 2, 2003 myk said:It's from mancus (latin; amputated or crippled) plus incubus (also latin; a kind of demon imagined during the middle ages.) Admittedly etymologically quite fitting for a hellish monster with weapon implants instead of hands. Cool, I didn't know that. Well, I knew the incubus part, but I always wondered where the "man" part came from. Speaking of which, did you ever notice that the face inside the megasphere is a mancubus face? I wonder why that is. 0 Share this post Link to post
pritch Posted April 2, 2003 Job said:It seems that Torn isn't the only one who's had an imp sighting. I managed to find this picture of a sighting in a Colorado forest. http://www.artwanted.com/images/large/4916_20544.gif That looks like some great single-track for mountain biking! *pritch books holiday in Colarado. 0 Share this post Link to post
fodders Posted April 2, 2003 pritch said:That looks like some great single-track for mountain biking! *pritch books holiday in Colarado. Although it breaks forum rules on image sizes :P 0 Share this post Link to post
BlueSonnet Posted April 3, 2003 Scuba Steve said:John West Salmon That's the one. "Look! An eagle!" "Uh?" *looks at the sky. Then recieves a kick in the balls* 0 Share this post Link to post
Gokuma Posted April 3, 2003 I know someone who works with a mancubus. An XXXXXXL burlap shirt doesn't fit him (Seriously that's 6 X's). He's particularly vile since he works another job at home as a telemarketer. He eats all the time and complains about his car's one tire always wearing down. He'll actually order three buckets of KFC and eat them all himself in one go. And he turned the bathroom into a level 4 biohazard. No matter how worthless he is and how many days he calls off, the boss is afraid he'll get slapped with a weight-descrimination suit if he fires him. 0 Share this post Link to post
Rotting Corpse Posted April 3, 2003 I know a kid that when he drives his jeap.The whole car leans to the left cuz hes so big.He never ever cleans his room or his car. The whole house smells like sweat cuz of his dirty londrey.He never showers. How people can stand the smell of there unclean skin is beond me.That stuff is just sick. 0 Share this post Link to post
Fletcher` Posted April 3, 2003 BlueSonnet said:That's the one. "Look! An eagle!" "Uh?" *looks at the sky. Then recieves a kick in the balls* Funny, I thought he was talking about the Smirnoff Ice one. 0 Share this post Link to post