hardcore_gamer Posted April 28, 2014 The internet is full of shit. But sometimes the shit can be funny and amusing. One such example would be beautifulpeople.com AKA the dating site for narcissists. Basically the way this works is that you upload an image of yourself which is then constantly voted on for its attractive looks for a period of 48 hours, and in the meantime you can see how you are going and how much luck you are having. If your overall score is good enough at the end of those 48 hours then you get in. The people who vote are those who are already on the site. For fun's sake, submit your photo and then keep us all updated on how much luck you are having getting in! http://www.beautifulpeople.com/en-IS Also in case you feel bad if you are rejected I think I remember reading it somewhere on the site that only about 1 in 5 or so people actually get in. But who cares anyways since this place is for narcissists and such folks anyways. This is just for fun so don't take it too seriously :) I will upload mine as well by the way. 0 Share this post Link to post
Deleted_Account Posted April 28, 2014 I wonder if the Doomguy can make it into beautifulpeople.com? 0 Share this post Link to post
Clonehunter Posted April 28, 2014 This looks fairly retarded, but I'll read it. 0 Share this post Link to post
Cupboard Posted April 28, 2014 Only two genders? I can't keep it up for such a narrow selection. 0 Share this post Link to post
Phml Posted April 28, 2014 But who cares anyways since this place is for narcissists and such folks anyways. Jealousy is an ugly thing, you wouldn't make it into beautifulsouls.com either. 0 Share this post Link to post
Marnetmar Posted April 28, 2014 Piper Maru said:I wonder if the Doomguy can make it into beautifulpeople.com? 0 Share this post Link to post
Enjay Posted April 28, 2014 No Marilyn Manson references yet? I am disappoint! 0 Share this post Link to post
SFoZ911 Posted April 28, 2014 I'm sure doomguy could make it into that thing with a face like that. 0 Share this post Link to post
Sokoro Posted April 28, 2014 Hmmm, everytime I look at other people's faces I feel somehow weird... like if looking into trash bin. That is why I never do this eye-contact thingy.. At least my own face is cool :) 0 Share this post Link to post
RUSH Posted April 28, 2014 Sokoro said:Hmmm, everytime I look at other people's faces I feel somehow weird... like if looking into trash bin. That is why I never do this eye-contact thingy.. At least my own face is cool :) Low self esteem detected 0 Share this post Link to post
mrthejoshmon Posted April 28, 2014 Hmm... A site where stuck up people bathe in their own self love? Are you sure it isn't Tumblr? 0 Share this post Link to post
baronofheck82 Posted April 28, 2014 I looked into my bathroom mirror to judge my looks....aaaaand it broke. 0 Share this post Link to post
DooMAD Posted April 28, 2014 Enjay said:No Marilyn Manson references yet? I am disappoint! It wouldn't surprise me if there's a sizeofyoursteeple.com but I don't want to look to find out. 0 Share this post Link to post
geekmarine Posted April 28, 2014 Marnetmar said:Doomguy Pic Oh God I laughed so hard when I saw that. It's just too much... And every time I scroll back up, there it is. 0 Share this post Link to post
Memfis Posted April 29, 2014 Kinda offtopic but are there any stories in books/movies/etc where a narcissist somehow meets with his/her identical copy (with the help of science, magic or something) and they try to become a couple? An interesting theme in my opinion (nobody understands me better than myself so I guess the best boyfriend for me would be a copy of me) but all I could find was some 20-page yuri manga. 0 Share this post Link to post
Obsidian Posted April 29, 2014 Someone post this picture of Scuba Steve and see how far it gets. 0 Share this post Link to post
flubbernugget Posted April 29, 2014 I wonder if there are any other sites with a similar premise to this one. Different people are attracted to different things, so I wonder how different the "beautiful people" would be based on who got ahold of the site first. 0 Share this post Link to post
gggmork Posted April 29, 2014 Expect that site to be full of dogs with stolen female avatars. On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog. Want to know something cool? According to Richard Dawkins, getting old (grey hair, wrinkly skin, etc) is caused by the accumulation of late acting genes. These genes hitch a ride with all the fit genes because individuals with late acting harmful genes are still able to reproduce, including copies of the early acing fit genes AND the late acting harmful genes. So humanity could artificially select itself to live longer simply by constantly only allowing the oldest possible people to reproduce. This would select out the late acting harmful genes or make them act even later. Life span could plausibly be extended who knows, maybe to 500 years or something, maybe 5000, maybe over 9000. So all we need is a tyranny to enforce that only old people reproduce, not beautiful people. Or something. 0 Share this post Link to post
RUSH Posted April 29, 2014 gggmork said:Expect that site to be full of dogs with stolen female avatars. On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog. Want to know something cool? According to Richard Dawkins, getting old (grey hair, wrinkly skin, etc) is caused by the accumulation of late acting genes. These genes hitch a ride with all the fit genes because individuals with late acting harmful genes are still able to reproduce, including copies of the early acing fit genes AND the late acting harmful genes. So humanity could artificially select itself to live longer simply by constantly only allowing the oldest possible people to reproduce. This would select out the late acting harmful genes or make them act even later. Life span could plausibly be extended who knows, maybe to 500 years or something, maybe 5000, maybe over 9000. So all we need is a tyranny to enforce that only old people reproduce, not beautiful people. Or something. Genius. If communism ever rules North America, I'm voting for you as leader. 0 Share this post Link to post
geo Posted April 29, 2014 gggmork said:Expect that site to be full of dogs with stolen female avatars. On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog. Want to know something cool? According to Richard Dawkins, getting old (grey hair, wrinkly skin, etc) is caused by the accumulation of late acting genes. These genes hitch a ride with all the fit genes because individuals with late acting harmful genes are still able to reproduce, including copies of the early acing fit genes AND the late acting harmful genes. So humanity could artificially select itself to live longer simply by constantly only allowing the oldest possible people to reproduce. This would select out the late acting harmful genes or make them act even later. Life span could plausibly be extended who knows, maybe to 500 years or something, maybe 5000, maybe over 9000. So all we need is a tyranny to enforce that only old people reproduce, not beautiful people. Or something. My family doesn't get old. We don't go grey / white until about 80. I have plenty of aunts and uncles in their 60s, everyone thinks they're 40. 0 Share this post Link to post
purist Posted April 29, 2014 @ gggmork: where I live we had the highest rate of teen pregnancy so it appears the opposite experiment is taking place. Will Hull, England be overrun but ancient looking thirty somethings in a generation's time? 0 Share this post Link to post
Krispy Posted April 29, 2014 Memfis said:Kinda offtopic but are there any stories in books/movies/etc where a narcissist somehow meets with his/her identical copy (with the help of science, magic or something) and they try to become a couple? An interesting theme in my opinion (nobody understands me better than myself so I guess the best boyfriend for me would be a copy of me) but all I could find was some 20-page yuri manga. Futurama did an episode where an alien went back in time and did basically that. 0 Share this post Link to post
GreyGhost Posted April 29, 2014 gggmork said:So all we need is a tyranny to enforce that only old people reproduce, not beautiful people. That becomes a little difficult after menopause kicks in, what's your Plan B? 0 Share this post Link to post
jmickle66666666 Posted April 29, 2014 gggmork said:Expect that site to be full of dogs with stolen female avatars. On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog. Want to know something cool? According to Richard Dawkins, getting old (grey hair, wrinkly skin, etc) is caused by the accumulation of late acting genes. These genes hitch a ride with all the fit genes because individuals with late acting harmful genes are still able to reproduce, including copies of the early acing fit genes AND the late acting harmful genes. So humanity could artificially select itself to live longer simply by constantly only allowing the oldest possible people to reproduce. This would select out the late acting harmful genes or make them act even later. Life span could plausibly be extended who knows, maybe to 500 years or something, maybe 5000, maybe over 9000. So all we need is a tyranny to enforce that only old people reproduce, not beautiful people. Or something. yeah this logic holds up no problem at all 0 Share this post Link to post
Phml Posted April 29, 2014 Memfis said:Kinda offtopic but are there any stories in books/movies/etc where a narcissist somehow meets with his/her identical copy (with the help of science, magic or something) and they try to become a couple? An interesting theme in my opinion (nobody understands me better than myself so I guess the best boyfriend for me would be a copy of me) but all I could find was some 20-page yuri manga. All You Zombies has a guy being his own father and mother through the magic of science. Although it's not narcissim, he isn't aware he falls in love with himself. 0 Share this post Link to post
Clonehunter Posted April 29, 2014 jmickle66666666 said:yeah this logic holds up no problem at all gggmork will know more than you will ever know. 0 Share this post Link to post
geo Posted April 29, 2014 Phml said:All You Zombies has a guy being his own father and mother through the magic of science. Although it's not narcissim, he isn't aware he falls in love with himself. Jake 'the Snake' Roberts from WWF fame is his mother's brother and his father's grandson. 0 Share this post Link to post