Linguica Posted June 30, 2015 my date canceled on me because she had already made plans to show a friend how to beat the spider mastermind what a dis appointment 0 Share this post Link to post
Kaiser Posted June 30, 2015 Since the apocalypse, the city of New York has been quite baron. I feel so dirty right now... 0 Share this post Link to post
Tristan Posted June 30, 2015 FuzzballFox said:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A GJ ANIMA DOOMWORLD 0 Share this post Link to post
TMD Posted June 30, 2015 This thread is doomed to cause some headaches. 0 Share this post Link to post
Fredrik Posted June 30, 2015 Why was the demon put into the nukage? It kept escaping from the old cage. 0 Share this post Link to post
HorrorMovieRei Posted June 30, 2015 making puns is dead simple. You just need the focus 0 Share this post Link to post
Marnetmar Posted June 30, 2015 Did I ever tell you about the Baron of Hell that brought a hangar to the maternity ward? 0 Share this post Link to post
SleepyVelvet Posted June 30, 2015 Clonehunter said:Ask me if I'm a tree Are yew a tree? Anyways, I'm startan to see the where this thread is heading. Even though it's barrels o' fun now, eventually it will become the living end if we keep going. Did you guys here about Macdonalds' new sandwich? It tastes like toilet-water mixed with motor-oil. They are calling it the John-car Mack Diamonds: they are keycards to a girl's heart; they also open her exit door and expose the pinky demon residing behind it. Personally before I finish, I like to berserk fist the pinky demon, and if it's still alive after that, I shoot my BFG into it's face. Edit: my post must have been a boom-compatible turbo lift, because it escalated quickly. 0 Share this post Link to post
scifista42 Posted June 30, 2015 Fredrik said:Why was the demon put into the nukage? It kept escaping from the old cage. The only one in the whole thread that genuinely amused me. 0 Share this post Link to post
The_MártonJános Posted July 1, 2015 Should I add anything when I'm even present on the HUD? 0 Share this post Link to post
gemini09 Posted July 1, 2015 I search my inner realm for a joke, but every idea is a spectre devoid of a real punchline. 0 Share this post Link to post
quackbal Posted July 1, 2015 this is turning into a blazing inferno of terrible jokes and puns. the focus needs to be on the humour itself, otherwise you're in danger of falling into the pit of poor jokes and unsmiling faces. it's dead simple really! this is barrels o'fun though, and I gotcha it is worth creating this thread! my central processing unit is warming up at the thought of reading through all of this again. what the hell, knight is upon us! I might go to bed. im excited to see the new james bond film SPECTRE. 0 Share this post Link to post
Doomkid Posted July 2, 2015 These jokes are giving me such a headache, it's gonna be hard to sleep.. It'l be a HELL NIGHT. *hit with large fish* 0 Share this post Link to post
nxGangrel Posted July 2, 2015 The other day I went to Joe Ilya's Crabs shack and got fried Imp with mountain doom. 0 Share this post Link to post
mrthejoshmon Posted July 2, 2015 This thread makes me want to commit some Ultra Violence to myself but I'm Too Young To Die. Doomkid said:*hit with large fish* Hey, Not Too Rough! You can Hurt Me Plenty but please don't turn this into a Nightmare! 0 Share this post Link to post
quackbal Posted July 2, 2015 I once had a girlfriend who thought I was a murderer, so I decided to hangar. 0 Share this post Link to post
Fonze Posted July 2, 2015 It would appear that we are up-- I mean at an Impase 0 Share this post Link to post
HorrorMovieRei Posted July 2, 2015 No way, man. We are only at pun's gate 0 Share this post Link to post
234233424 Posted July 2, 2015 You guys sure killed it Then Archie brought it back 0 Share this post Link to post
Avoozl Posted July 3, 2015 Let's beat it - this is turning into a bloodbath! 0 Share this post Link to post
quackbal Posted July 4, 2015 I agree - I'm underneath it, and bloodfalls due to gravity - im getting out of dis place! 0 Share this post Link to post
Pencil of Doom Posted July 4, 2015 The demon is so hungry to the point the only thing it can do is munching, while the spectre is a James Bond-like hellspawn agent with the same hunger as the demon. 0 Share this post Link to post