R1ck Posted July 26, 2017 Five weaboos formed a trash metal band named Megadesu 2 Share this post Link to post
Kirby Posted July 26, 2017 (edited) I had a great idea for a movie just recently, got really excited about it. The plot centers around an ex-CIA agent who is retired and occasionally hangs out with his old CIA buddies. Against his wishes, his daughter takes a trip to Europe with her friend, where she is abducted during a phone call. The ex-CIA agent then spends the movie tracking down his daughter and hunting the men responsible in order to bring his daughter home to safety. I thought it was a pretty unique idea. But then I found out that movie was Taken. Edited July 26, 2017 by Kirby 7 Share this post Link to post
Tracer Posted July 26, 2017 On 2/17/2017 at 8:13 AM, 40oz said: Even good puns are pretty terrible. Its a very tired form of humor that has had a recent revival that is really not funny at all. Please dont waste your time looking for some hidden pun in this post because I'm being completely serious. Ha! Found it! Very clever. 0 Share this post Link to post
EmotionalFelineinaMadstate Posted July 26, 2017 What do you call it when you have sex with a car? Roadkill. 0 Share this post Link to post
CzechMate29200 Posted July 26, 2017 (edited) what do you get when you mix wood and metal??? I really have no fucking idea... ------------------------ what?! That's the shittiest pun I've ever seen in my entire fucking life!! Why the Hell is that idiot not banned already?!?!? Edited July 26, 2017 by CzechMate29200 0 Share this post Link to post
Nems Posted July 26, 2017 I'd make a dubstep joke but I'd just drop it. :l 1 Share this post Link to post
EmotionalFelineinaMadstate Posted July 26, 2017 What fish does a Dubstep producer always catch? A Bass. 2 Share this post Link to post
Tracer Posted July 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Angry_Cat said: What fish does a Dubstep producer always catch? A Bass. Yeah, but he always manages to drop it. 1 Share this post Link to post
Tracer Posted July 27, 2017 (edited) A man once said that pigs would fly when Obama was elected president. Low and behold, a mere three months after he took office, Swine Flu. Edited July 27, 2017 by Tracer 3 Share this post Link to post
Chow Yun Thin Posted July 27, 2017 21 hours ago, Angry_Cat said: Did you hear about the depressed person on the ride? It was an emotional rollercoaster. Bipolar fits the joke a lot better. 0 Share this post Link to post
Tracer Posted July 27, 2017 A pimp walks up to a beautiful woman and says, "Bitch you look whoreable." 2 Share this post Link to post
The_MártonJános Posted July 28, 2017 (edited) I ordered termites from abroad. You may ask me why, I'd just say it's important. ---*****************--- Also: Vice-tile... ... VERSATILE. Har har... Spoiler I'm a terrible person and I should be disposed of. Edited August 4, 2017 by Cell : TootsyBowl's request is fulfilled at last. :] 3 Share this post Link to post
TootsyBowl Posted August 4, 2017 "Aw, man, you actually moved the post." "Cell-out." 1 Share this post Link to post
NeedHealth Posted August 4, 2017 My Grandfather died in Auschwitz. Spoiler He fell from a guard tower ! 3 Share this post Link to post
Caffeine Freak Posted August 5, 2017 What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. He just waved. 1 Share this post Link to post
TootsyBowl Posted August 5, 2017 40 minutes ago, Caffeine Freak said: What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. He just waved. Water lame joke. I've heard that one a million times. 1 Share this post Link to post
Guest Unregistered account Posted August 5, 2017 Anne who... they're probably out drinking right now. 0 Share this post Link to post
geo Posted August 5, 2017 (edited) I was reviewing a music pack for newstuff. Its a pack that includes music from all 3 episodes of DOOM, so when I started writing I wanted to review each episode, before it turned into quite the mess and had to be cut. Here are the puns I was going to use to review the music pack: EPISODE 1: EAR DEEP IN THE DEAD!!!! EPISODE 2: THE SOUNDS OF HELL!!! EPISODE 3: ... SOUNDFERNO!!! Edited August 5, 2017 by geo 2 Share this post Link to post
R1ck Posted August 5, 2017 (edited) "don't be sad because sad spelled backwards is das and das not good" 2 Share this post Link to post
axdoomer Posted August 8, 2017 One of my friend told me a joke about dead babies. If you're not into these kinds of jokes, then please don't open the spoiler. You have no right to be offended if you open the spoiler, you have been warned. What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? You don't ejaculate on the apple before you eat it. 2 Share this post Link to post
SavageCorona Posted August 9, 2017 On 2/17/2017 at 2:03 AM, Jaxxoon R said: What do you call a rabid skeleton? Osteoferocious Quite the humerus post. 3 Share this post Link to post
Caffeine Freak Posted August 9, 2017 On 8/5/2017 at 2:39 AM, TootsyBowl said: Water lame joke. I've heard that one a million times. I've since realized my response to this should have been 'now you're just being a beach.' 0 Share this post Link to post
