some guy who made a wad Posted December 23, 2019 what do you think a Wolfenstein movie would look like? 1 Share this post Link to post
ReaperAA Posted December 23, 2019 (edited) Someone made a thread about a wolfenstein-like movie a couple of months ago. The movie he was taking about is called "Gotterdammerung" which will release in 2020. See: https://www.roman-sky-pictures.de/english/gotterdammerung/ Long teaser: Here Short teaser: Here There is also another wolfenstein-like movie called Overlord. Its trailer can be seen Here. From what I read, it is actually a pretty good movie. 3 Share this post Link to post
Avoozl Posted December 23, 2019 I always wondered why no one ever made an Indiana Jones mod for RTCW. 1 Share this post Link to post
Shawny Posted December 23, 2019 32 minutes ago, ReaperAA said: There is also another wolfenstein-like movie called Overlord. Its trailer can be seen Here. From what I read, it is actually a pretty good movie. 100% agree. Overlord is the best non-Wolfenstein Wolfenstein movie to date IMO. 2 Share this post Link to post
reflex17 Posted December 23, 2019 there was a Polish soldier during WW2 named Witold Pilecki and he organized a plan to gather intelligence and organize resistance among the prisoners from within Auschwitz - not only that, but he volunteered to be imprisoned to carry the plan out. He was imprisoned and also managed to later escape. There's a lot more to his story but that's the basics. Take that story, add some Castles and a Mecha-Hitler and you're good to go. 6 Share this post Link to post
BBQgiraffe Posted December 23, 2019 I think a movie would try to incorporate the weird cult shit the Nazis were doing, so maybe like the second half of Old Blood? 0 Share this post Link to post
Jello Posted December 23, 2019 (edited) Pretty much smash Return to Castle Wolfenstein, Wolfenstein 2009, and Old Blood together. I can't see it being a theater release, but a straight to streaming release might work. Just general bad-assery on B.J.'s part and the occult mixed together would make for a fun movie. But nothing that I would bother going to see in the theater. The Doom movie taught me to never go see video game based movies. The only other video game movie that I've seen in theaters was Super Mario Bros. And I liked it. Because I was a child. And just stay away from TNO and TNC. 0 Share this post Link to post
Wereknight Posted December 23, 2019 Watch Iron Sky. That's pretty much what you're wondering about. 1 Share this post Link to post
Gez Posted December 23, 2019 (edited) Le vieux fusil is a movie about a guy going into a Nazi-infested castle with an old shotgun and killing all the nazis one-by-one, picking up a flamethrower on the way to eliminate the nazi boss with. You can hardly do a more Wolfensteiny plot than that, even if it doesn't have all the comic-booky mad science with mutants and robots and demons. 1 Share this post Link to post
mrthejoshmon Posted December 23, 2019 (edited) 12 hours ago, some guy who made a wad said: We all just ignoring this? Will try to translate later if I can. Edit: it converts to Morse Code, looking further. Edit 2: 00101110 = . 00100000 = blank space (_) 00101101 = - 00101111 = / "help?i?m?suck?" (Help I'm stuck) is the first couple of lines. Edited December 23, 2019 by mrthejoshmon 1 Share this post Link to post
some guy who made a wad Posted December 23, 2019 2 hours ago, mrthejoshmon said: We all just ignoring this? Will try to translate later if I can. Edit: it converts to Morse Code, looking further. Edit 2: 00101110 = . 00100000 = blank space (_) 00101101 = - 00101111 = / "help?i?m?suck?" (Help I'm stuck) is the first couple of lines. 1 Share this post Link to post
Taw Tu'lki Posted December 23, 2019 I dunno. And I don't want filmmakers to make a shit that based on this legendary game (like they did it with another games). But what do you say if a Wolfenstein movie was an anime? For example, that anime will be like The First Squad. 0 Share this post Link to post
Doominator2 Posted December 23, 2019 Man this thread is getting weird. 1 Share this post Link to post
mrthejoshmon Posted December 23, 2019 (edited) Jesus Christ, I'm at work tomorrow and it's going to be dead as a door nail so I might try and interpret it then. If this is a turbo lame creepypasta/ARG I will be sad. 1 Share this post Link to post
printz Posted December 24, 2019 20 hours ago, Wereknight said: Watch Iron Sky. That's pretty much what you're wondering about. That film was really so cringe worthy. Maybe it was just bad writing? It started up from a funny but interesting sci-fi premise, but toppled all over itself with the story, ending up with you hating everybody and feeling relatively sorry for the villains (who are still tainted with the racist behaviour, they aren't nice guys). It's probably a more realistic conclusion, but we don't need films to tell us that, the news are ripe with this. Sorry but Wolfenstein is built on top of historical heroism, it's about people who escaped atrocities and helped put an end to murderous regimes. It's only the side of the story of the survivors. It's not supposed to be cynical, even if the real world knows full well what happened to part of the world after WW2. Wolfenstein is supposed to make you feel proud, moved and righteous, not disgusted like the aforementioned Iron Sky. 0 Share this post Link to post
Dubbag Posted December 25, 2019 (edited) Question is, who would play BJ? Also, they fucked up Doom twice, so maybe they should just leave Wolfenstein alone lol. Edited December 25, 2019 by Dubbagdarrel 1 Share this post Link to post
Toilet_Wine_Connoisseur Posted December 29, 2019 It would be a mix of Overlord, The Raid with the kind of overt political commentary of something like They Live. 0 Share this post Link to post
hybridial Posted February 8, 2020 Honestly, the first of the recent Captain America series I felt had a pretty similar aesthetic to the 2009 Wolfenstein game, so like that if you just replaced a guy in a blue suit with a guy with a bunch of guns. 0 Share this post Link to post
Maximum Matt Posted February 8, 2020 On 12/25/2019 at 10:57 AM, Dubbagdarrel said: Question is, who would play BJ? Spoiler Liam Neeson 2 Share this post Link to post
kinker31 Posted February 9, 2020 (edited) I'd be down for a ridiculously silly and action-y nazi-killing spree movie done all in the style of the Wolf3D Dos game, or maybe the MacWolf/JaguarWolf port if DOS seems a bit too chunky for most moviegoers. Add in a fight between B. J. and a teamed-up Mecha-Hitle/Mecha-Schtabbs at the end as well, and you've got the (almost) perfect popcorn entertainment formula! 0 Share this post Link to post
Doomkid Posted February 9, 2020 Obviously the story and setting would have to be very different, but tonally and in terms of dialog, my god would I be hoping for something similar to Inglorious Basterds. 1 Share this post Link to post
Rare Hatchiama Posted February 9, 2020 Inglourious Basterds, but the only good guy is Hugo Stiglitz. 2 Share this post Link to post