The Above Avatar is Fighting You. How Screwed Are You?

[TheNoob_Gamer]

@Captain red pants He holds the thing quite firmly, but this is water we are talking about.

 

That TNT bundle might be a disguise for a carrot package or something. I'd approach with caution, 5.5/10

[xScavengerWolfx]

Too bad this fish isn't a crab, or else i would use the crowbar to crack him open and have dinner, with a side of butter sauce

[Wavy]

Seems chill. 3/10

[real slush59134]

Looks evil, 5/10 

[Walter confetti]

2/10, it's a damn swastika in disguise! But i don't know if it can moves or not, knowning this It Will change a lot!

[OniriA]

I will just eat that and become immortal, all the while making that face. 1/10

[Ichor]

Looks like you're eating that now. 4/10 until it wears off.

[OceanMadman]

9.5/10 because he might burn to death before he kills me.

[Midway64]

Just kick this rock away like if you were in a world cup.

0/10

[OniriA]

He looks rather stoned 1/10

@OceanMadman

 

@ValveMercenary I'll whisper this into your ear while you're in that state: "You're already dead" 0/10

Edited July 6, 2023 by OniriA

[aletheos eberlain]

I think I'd be fine if I threw the first punch...

...but I would not throw the first punch. Look at that face! How could I hit something so handsome?

 

So... what's that 10/10 or 0/10?

[Shakariki Heisenberg]

i think id prolly wont be able to see you 
maybe if i got a light amp id have a chance

6/10

[Electro Rage]

It's literally a bunch of symbols. You can attempt to fight it, but you can't kill it. But it can indeed kill you. 0/10 I'm fucking screwed

[Fletcher`]

I swore off fighting gods ages ago

 

edit: I don't know how I was looking at the wrong post

[Xyzzу]

Bring it on, Gohan Renamon!

[NuMetalManiak]

I can't trust any angel. ANY. ANGEL. FUCK ANGELS! BURN THEM ALL!

Edited July 6, 2023 by NuMetalManiak

[thiccyosh]

Yeah those three Cacos look like a death sentence if they're your backup.

[Herr Dethnout]

It's literally a fat Yoshi...

 

-90

[Skullzrawk9]

2/10 could punt across the yard like a football.

[OniriA]

I dont mind this doggo stealing my sombrero, It already melted me away. 10/10.

[Jiggahertz]

2/10 doesn't seem particularily intimidating

[Artman2004]

Caleb. 10/10

[OniriA]

*PfffrrrrRRRrrtt!!!* Oh, excuse me, did I just sat on something? 0/10

 

Spoiler

Boyfriend: Did you just let out a huge rip or did it sound like something just died?

 

Me: Umm...I'm guessing both? *grin*

 

 

 

Edited July 6, 2023 by OniriA

[xdude_gamer]

Wall of text (me) vs. regular human

 

Overwhelming WORDS

 

4/10

[OniriA]

If its just a dude, I could easily get him drunk by going out with this dude and then buying him lots of beer at the bar.

 

And then poison him to death by putting something in his beer glass. 1/10

[Project H]

Don't know much about this character but doesn't look too hard, 4/10

[Artman2004]

5/10. Might be a threat idk.

[smeghammer]

oohh... Hammerstein... definitely fucked

[wumbo]

Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary! 5/10 don't know who would win

[Project H]

strong crusader, 6/10