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NUTS

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Once upon a time in a galaxy far, far away...

NUTS.WAD!!!!

THE STORY SO FAR... You are assigned to destroy the final Hellspawn army on Litrivin IV. The government sends you all alone becuase you got drunk at the General's Birthday party last year and he never liked you since. Since this is the biggest Hellspawn army ever esstablished, the cheap-ass General sends you with nothing but a pea shooter. Good luck.


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Maya

  

According to the author, this was just an ftp upload test, because he didn't do that before.

This wasn't meant to be a serious wad in a first place, so why everyone's expectations are too high?

(But I won't give it 5 stars, because it would be unfair compared to other wads.)

 

I bet everyone who complained about the slowness played in GZDoom or other bad alternatives.

Runs perfectly fine in PrBoom+ (but that's probably too much for certain people to download and set up properly).

 

 

 

 

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openxt

  

glorious midi and palette, but that's all it has going for me, besides the bloodbath it makes.

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DRM-MAN

  

Overrated trash that people constantly meme about instead of actually playing. Gets a kudos from me for the led zeppelin midi.

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VanaheimRanger

  

I haven't played this and don't plan to.

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magicsofa

  

Can everyone please stop reviewing this ish

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xX_Lol6_Xx

  

15 fps, but it was fun nonetheless 

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ThatWeNGuy

  

my computer almost suffered lol

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CherryPoptartzzz

  

This wad is so hard, you gotta ballsy playing with nuts, but it's worth it. After hours of sucking at nuts, and believe me I sucked A LOT, I ended up loving nuts a lot. would recommend if you want a rough experience, with rock solid design, and balls to the walls action. I personally love nuts. This wad is cool too I guess 

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Origamyde

  

Ah, yes, the ultimate benchmark tool for anyone looking for a decent computer. A fine piece of technology (I didn't even realize that this WAD had somewhat of a plot, despite its joke-ish nature), indeed, with a bonus feature by the greatest rock song on Earth.

 

5/5, would play again with anything but a potato.

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URROVA

  

tutorial how to correctly make a slaughtermap

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Dreemurr Deceevurr

  

A jokewad and a benchmark rolled together into one. Hard to say anything about this really

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1Destro3456

  

This is a historic Doom pwad, it's impossible not to give this 5 stars. Only thing is that if you want to play this, play it on GlBoom plus if you're using an old version of PrBoom or change video mode to GlBoom because if you do not do this, your computer might explode (though if you're using an old computer or one that is not very powerful itmight not explode but you will probably not be able to play)

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Teo Slayer

  

The perfect WAD to toast your PC

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Doomkid

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Background music is a MIDI of Puff Daddys theme for Godzilla

Holy fuck, this review cracked me up!

I guess this is technically correct, but the song is called Kashmir by Led Zeppelin.

 

NUTS is pretty legendary, it's simplistic but feels wrong to give anything shy of 5

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Sambo J

  

Hmmm... Not much to it really. Background music is a MIDI of Puff Daddys theme for Godzilla... Not my cup of tea.

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NintenGunner

  

Never gets old. Surprisingly easy if you know the strat, too.

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MattFright

  

"What do you mean deez? Deez what?"

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BedrockCastle

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lagged on my 3060 Ti, 5/5 perfect Romero-approved WAD

 

Seriously though, it's an interesting piece of Doom history but honestly serves no purpose other than pure ridiculousness. And I like that sort of thing. 3/5

 

Edit: I'm now realizing it was lagging because I used GZDoom. This is a true Kappa moment.

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KrisToast

  

What a classic. One of my favorite Joke Wads of all time.

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Percy T

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10/10, very homologous.

 

Since I cant find a doomworld forum post for nuts 2 and 3, I reviewed all three in one video! WOW!

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Asking4Id

  

A joke wad... and I don't like it.

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sharkboy1006

  
Tried running this on my phone with the DGles app. My phone froze with a black screen app. Don't try this at home kids!

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Cynicism

  
A very Infamous mod and it makes my pc lag to hell when i fire the bfg barring that it is great fun and very cathartic also playing this with the Brutal Doom mod makes it even better

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Spectre01

  
A timeless classic. Never gets boring.

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Armaetus

  
Basically just giant arenas with enormous amounts of monsters. Add Russian Overkill to the mix and you'll annihilate them pretty quickly.

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