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  1. started last year of highschool ._.

    oh god

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    2. MTF Sergeant

      MTF Sergeant

      Well, in the Indian Education system, 10th is supposed to be easy, but last year they sent our parents a notification that the ENTIRE COURSE STRUCTURE is gonna change.

       

      Last time, only 40% of the total marks obtained in an exam will be evaluated. The portions are split as well.

       

      *sigh* But this time, 100% of marks are to be taken from exam only. No activities. Therefore, we have to study a WHOLE BOOK at the end.

    3. MTF Sergeant
    4. everennui

      everennui

      Just choose to find it interesting.

  2. Hi, uh, are you banned? I can't give you likes for some reason.

     

    ...was someone sockpuppeting again?

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    2. BadLuckBurt

      BadLuckBurt

      @KVELLER You're not alone lol.

    3. Phade102

      Phade102

      I'm wondering if CzechMate29200 is the same person as well. I hope not though.

    4. BigDickBzzrak

      BigDickBzzrak

      Of course he is.

      In his about tab, he used to have his e-mail address. The address contained "1213"

      ImpMan 1 12 03.

       

      He changed the about tab soon after that, but nothing can get away from my all-seeing eye.

       

  3. Hi, could you please stop blaming mappers for the fact that you're using a sucky port and deducting precious stars from them, and switch to a decent port instead? Thank you!

    No offence meant, btw.

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    2. DooM_RO

      DooM_RO

      @40oz

       

      I actually fixed the WAD but it has a host of problems such as very low FPS for some reason and Doomsday does not support Boom features such as Transfer Sky, which breaks the atmosphere I tried to create in the first map.

    3. Phade102

      Phade102

      Doomsday is a rather inferior port imo, prboom+ or gzdoom are the way to go. If the player uses a port that your map isnt designed for, @DooM_RO then thats not your fault, but the fault of the players.

    4. Steve D

      Steve D

      Coming in somewhat late, but I will -- as usual -- agree with everything @rdwpa said. While I also agree with @40oz that noting a map doesn't work in Doomsday is important info for Doomsday users, I strongly disagree with removing stars from a review just because the reviewer hasn't figured out that Doomsday is the bat-guano of sourceports. Funny thing is that when I came back into Doom, Doomsday was my port of choice for a couple years, but when I got a game-killing error in one of my maps that was not present in any other port, the bloom came off the rose. As time went on, Doomsday's weird, confusing launcher and the way it chugged like crazy caused me to drop it completely. That saddened me, because for awhile it seemed the most attractive of the GL ports.

       

      If someone wants to remain loyal to Doomsday, that's fine, but if they write a review in a world where all sourceports are free, easily obtained and installed, and compared, I think it's at least worthwhile to let them know they should try the map on other ports. I generally test my maps on GZDoom and PrBoom, sometimes Risen3D. I don't test on Doomsday, nor has anyone who ever beta-tested my maps. I'm glad I stumbled upon this thread, because maybe I should include, "Doomsday not recommended" in my write-ups. 

  4. ...what did he do this time, could anybody explain? Ffs he hasn't even posted in a month.

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    2. BigDickBzzrak

      BigDickBzzrak

      ^ I wouldn't be surprised. He once got a warning for stating that he does not want to start at argument, you probably know that as well, though. :]

    3. Slimz

      Slimz

      Shall I ping freaking Admin?

    4. Lila Feuer

      Lila Feuer

      Straight up murked in cold e-blood.

  5. What the hell has savefrom.net turned into...

    (It's It was a service for easily downloading videos from various sites.)

     

    Any good alternatives f01k$?

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    2. Voros

      Voros

      I just noticed that the status update says "folks" in 1337. And here I thought he was saying "fucks".

    3. BigDickBzzrak

      BigDickBzzrak

      ^^ why are you asking, Gtari fn Solt?

      seriously is my username that hard it's 6 goddamn characters are you dyslexic or something dear god

      or just trolling

       

      @Voros gotta live up to my reputation! :]

    4. DoctorGenesis

      DoctorGenesis

      clipconverter.cc ?

  6. when you don't login a day and a half

    2017-08-02 18_13_04-Forums - Doomworld.png

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    2. 42PercentHealth

      42PercentHealth

      That square smile should be your custom title.

       

      :]

    3. Ichor

      Ichor

      When more than half of those are replies to one of your status updates.

    4. The_MártonJános

      The_MártonJános

      @Ichor speaking of.

      I disabled the status reply notifications, because if one of the mediocre status updates I'd commented to - mostly at the beginning - would get popular, my notif folder would just get overwhelmed by information that's fairly irrelevant to me.

      Unfortunately, this came at the expense of not getting notified by replies to my status updates aswell. So, if there's any chance anytime one could separate the two... would one of you Administrators mind it?

  7. Why was WADs&Mods moved up on the front page?

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    2. BigDickBzzrak

      BigDickBzzrak

      ...I wonder what's next o_O

    3. 42PercentHealth

      42PercentHealth

      They'll probably try to tell us that pi is 3, or that John Romero is the real Dr. Betruger!

    4. BigDickBzzrak

      BigDickBzzrak

      But John Romero is everybody. How can you not know that.

  8. So apparently the weebs have come up with an extension to the "Spooktober" thing and apparently it's a challenge where you have to draw a different gore-related anime art every day?????

     

    Damn weebs should be exterminated. 

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    2. BigDickBzzrak

      BigDickBzzrak

      Quote

      anime

      Quote

      manly

      Ok I'll stop now

    3. Memfis

      Memfis

      I think drawing gore and looking at it can be a good therapeutic experience sometimes. I've noticed for example that animal corpses found on the street used to disturb me, but now they almost give me a peaceful feeling. By getting closer to the darker sides of this world and gradually accepting them as a natural part of it I find myself worrying less about trifle things, and even about tragedies. It's just easier to live if you expose yourself to unpleasant things instead of hiding from them in fear.

    4. SOSU

      SOSU

      And i'm just edgy :D

  9. FRUSTRATED RANT:

     

    From now on I'll be playing Doom with cheats only.

    I wonder when will I get bored of it? Seems like an interesting experiment. Also probably a good opportunity to check out some slaughtermaps that I hate so much.

     

    Yes, I know I'm a jackass, a disgrace, an attention whore, a teenage scene-queen, the personification of shame and I should smash my cortex into a concrete wall ASAP. All of that and probably something I might've missed.

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    2. Battle_Korbi

      Battle_Korbi

      Oh no y u do dis now u are a...

       

      *reads from a smudged hand*

       

      jack ads, dis brace, an attention shore, a bean age steel-queer, the personification of share and you should...

       

      *rolls up the sleeve*

       

      slash your vortex into a donkey-crate ball as soon as pausible.

       

      *rolls down sleeve*

       

      ...

       

      ...

       

      *high fives his own face*

    3. riderr3

      riderr3

      You can enable jumps and play slaughtermaps by running on monsters heads :)

    4. Phade102

      Phade102

      This isn't a rant =( I want my 10 seconds back.

  10. One little personal announcement: I've passed my CPE exam that I made a status update about many moons ago. So my English level as of now is C2.

    219/230 points = Grade B, also one goddamn point short of an A.

    Regardless, I'm cool with this. :]

     

    I didn't get the real badass official CERTIFICATE yet, though. I'm not sure when am I supposed to get it. 

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    2. BigDickBzzrak

      BigDickBzzrak

      ^ you get used to the constant misspellings after a while. Even when your username is 6 letters long. :]

    3. Scypek2

      Scypek2

      I had one guy on ZDaemon repeatedly call me Spyke. I ended up not correcting him because it took me too long to even realize he was trying to spell my name.

    4. Catpho

      Catpho

      I usually pronounce the usernames in my head real quick, and hey thats sounds fitting :P

      I get username mispronunciations too XD (its not catpho getting that treatment tho, i have other names on other sites). Its makes me smile all the time tbh

  11. bzzrak messed up something again

     

    Some time ago I booted up my computer and it started making a very loud beeping noise, then I just restarted it and it now works as normal. Apparently.

     

    But the question is:

    why the hell did it beep?

    Should I be worried?

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    2. ShoDemo

      ShoDemo

      My old computer would make a constant annoying sound, because of the broken CPU fan. When it started up, I would punch it to stop the noise and it stopped (the fan worked normally after hitting it). Though I had to do that every time I opened the computer. Why isn't it dead yet is beyond my logic.

       

      Also, I had a Windows 98 PC when I was 5 years old, that for some reason was messed up and from one point and afterwards, the screen was like 50 shades of blue (it only had blue colors). I remember moving it once and it restored the original colors, but when I accidentally touched it, it became blue again. That was probably the fault of the GPU or the cable connecting the monitor with the tower. I will never know...

       

      And now my laptop keeps heating up like crazy, but I am out of budget for a laptop cooler. So what do I do? I placed a blue towel under the laptop, so that it doesn't heat the table, which in turn heated the laptop. Now it is somewhat cooler.

    3. BigDickBzzrak
    4. NeedHealth

      NeedHealth

      My laptop is held together by one screw. It sits on an angle because it constantly overheats. When it does I have to use pressurized air to clean the ventducts. The internal keyboard died a year ago so I use an auxiliary keyboard now. Recently I got disc reading errors and very recently the fan started sounding weird.

       

      I am not certain here, but maybe it is because this laptop is 9 years old.

  12. Is it normal to burst into tears of nostalgia when you hear the Windows 98 startup tune even if you weren't even born when it was released?

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    2. NeedHealth

      NeedHealth

      But seriously, isn't nostalgica because of past ignorance?

    3. MTF Sergeant

      MTF Sergeant

      It is nostalgic, but I grew up with Windows XP.

    4. R13

      R13

      I sometimes find stuff made before I was born (1988), or never seen/heard before, and yet feel nostalgic. It's always a wonderfully surprising moment.

  13. Silly joke question for y'all.

     

    If someone asks you to say sth in your native linguage and that smb doesn't speak the language, what would you say?

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    2. Albertoni

      Albertoni

      I'm assuming sth means something and smb somebody.

       

      It really depends on the situation, most of the time I'd help them out, but I could add a "motherfucking" somewhere.

    3. galileo31dos01

      galileo31dos01

      I don't know, I'll probably get nervous and forget any words in my language and run in circles.

    4. The_MártonJános

      The_MártonJános

      "Kibaszott büdös kurva életbe már!"
      XDDDDD

  14. mini-rant:

     

    People who don't mark best answers in the questions forum aggravate me, TBH.

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    2. Dragonfly

      Dragonfly

      @42PercentHealth You click the tick to the left of the correct answer.

    3. 42PercentHealth

      42PercentHealth

      Isn't that the same as marking the best answer, which was bzzrak's mini-rant?

    4. Dragonfly

      Dragonfly

      Yes. Marking a best answer would mean the problem is solved, no?

  15. end of an era :_(

     

    Does anyone have any particular suggestions for my new avatar (which will reflect this sad event)? :]

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    2. 42PercentHealth

      42PercentHealth

      Can't really read it. But maybe that adds to the effect? ;-)

    3. BigDickBzzrak

      BigDickBzzrak

      It says "Enable status updates?"

      I remember the glorious 13th March when nobody could figure out that you had to enable statuses in order to be able to post them. Good times.

    4. 42PercentHealth

      42PercentHealth

      Yeah, I read it, but I had to mouse over it.

       

      I have a thought... Maybe if there's a surviving screenshot of the forums page with 4 or more Slimz updates on it. Or anybody else for that matter. It's funny, but almost certain to earn you an enemy. :-P

  16. One third of 2017 has passed.

    What the hell?

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    2. Da Werecat

      Da Werecat

      And I'm still procrastinating.

    3. leodoom85

      leodoom85

      "One sixth of this century has passed too"

      That reminded me of this..."One sixth of the puzzle has been solved...in the 21th Century"

      :D

    4. Ichor

      Ichor

       

      127/365ths of the puzzle has been solved
      in the year 2017

       

  17. How the hell have I enabled those stupid notifications help meeeeeee

  18. edgy, sadistic rant

     

    Whenever I feel hopeless, I find some group on a social network or a site where people share depressive stories about how disappointed they are in people, society, humanity, anything. I laugh at the whiny sissies, and the hopelessness goes away like a charm.

     

    No, I don't feel bad at the slightest. I've already told you countless times that I'm the worst person this planet has ever seen.

     

    OK, maybe a leeeedle bit. But that's it.

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    2. RUSH

      RUSH

      Ahh, I forgot you could speak Russian. Do you live there? I honestly don't know. That's pretty cool that you know two languages, either way. I wish I knew a second language, but I'm pretty horrible with that type of learning. I couldn't even learn basic French.

    3. BigDickBzzrak

      BigDickBzzrak

      ^ I live in Serbia, but I go to a Russian school. It's kinda complicated. So that makes three languages, heh. :]

       

      You should totally learn a second one, man. One of those decisions that ends up being useful either way.

       

      Hey, if the edgy sadistic me learnt the monstrous beast that is Russian (it is, really), I'm sure that you (or anybody else, heh) will have no difficulties wth French!

    4. RUSH

      RUSH

      They say it's easiest to learn languages at a young age. The younger, the better. It's funny because I took French classes until Grade 9, yet I don't remember jack shit for some reason.

       

       ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  19. TFW you have to tell someone from IRL your e-mail...

     

    smb: "I'll send you an e-mail, what's your address?"

    bzzrak: "UMMMMMM THAT'S A BIT COMPLICATED"

    - "Huh what do you mean?"

    - "The address itself, it's complicated"

    - "Don't be a sissy, tell me"

    - "Bee Zed Zed Are Ey Key Dot..."

    - *collapses*

    - "you've been warned"

     

    2edgy4life, that's me.

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    2. BigDickBzzrak

      BigDickBzzrak

      I just remembered that I do have an e-mail with my real name that I registered when I was 11 or so...

      I've just checked, it's still there... I've apparently been receiving "spam" from Facebook for all those years... I have to get around to cleaning it up one day.

       

      Windows Live has changed quite a bit, yeah. M$ is living up to its nickname.

      lol_m$.png

    3. Jayextee

      Jayextee

      I never have any problems, but then anyone I meet IRL is often very well aware I'm fucking nuts anyway.

    4. 40oz

      40oz

      xxxxxroguenightmareninjavampireslayerxxxxx@hotmail.com

  20. Can I have another week ban to get away from this place a bit, please, mods?

    Uhm, code OLYMPICS GENETICS?

     

    Thanks a bunch! <3 <4 <5 <3 <3 <3

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    2. Mauzki

      Mauzki

      godamn you old design

    3. BigDickBzzrak
    4. SleepyVelvet

      SleepyVelvet

      Change your DW password to something long and annoying to type in, so that the annoyance of logging in is slightly stronger than the compulsive urge to check DW.  Then log out.

       

      Or better yet, for more layers, change your password to the answer to a puzzle.  maybe use software to generate the answer, or an encrypted version of the answer, but just copy and paste the answer, without memorizing it, into your new password box.

       

      Or, I bet there's some browser plugin that just locks websites for you for a certain amount of time, i dunno.

      ps. I just googled and found this: StayFocusd plugin I only skimmed the description but it sounds like what you're looking for (i never used it).  As long as you aren't finding yourself the urge to uninstall the plugin after you start the timer to circumvent the whole thing, then you're fine.  But I wouldn't want to put that idea into your head so I probably shouldn't mention it.

  21. Just updated my 6-year old version of VLC player and I can max the volume only up to 125%, not to 200% as I used to be able to??????

    Never update your software!!! Now I need to search the blessed version 2.0.5 again!!!

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    2. BigDickBzzrak

      BigDickBzzrak

      Well guess what. Silly me thought he could trust the internet. The heretical crippling of VLC happened a version before, 2.1.0. I learned this the hard way. So I hopped between 4 different versions, deleted my settings in the process and now my journey peacefully ended at 2.0.8.

       

      Gucci Gang is loud again. Very loud.

       

      Don't update your software yo!

    3. wallabra

      wallabra

      Gah! That music... it tears my auricles apart into tiny giblets!

    4. Memfis

      Memfis

      Biggest problem with later versions of VLC: speeding up used to have that funny chipmunk effect, but now it just makes the playback faster without changing the pitch. :(((

  22. What's with this Doom 64 fanatism?

    Is it really that good? Or is it just another Doomworld meme? Should I, like, try the damn thing out?

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    2. leodoom85

      leodoom85

      Doom 64 is certainly an underrated game but all of the people who played the game gave nothing but good reviews.

    3. Da Werecat

      Da Werecat

      Don't trust these dishonest individuals. They're just trying to trick you into playing something unworthy of your time.

    4. Albertoni

      Albertoni

      People do not really like Doom 64, it's all just a huge joke, like the people who pretend to like Barney's Hide and Seek.

  23. I've just figured out that I spend way too much time on the internet as of recently.

    As it's kind of a bad habit to have and doesn't really help me in any way either, I beg a moderator to completely prohibit me from visiting Doomworld for a week or so. Basically, I want a 1-week ban. Can be 2 weeks if you guys are really that sick of me. @esselfortium @Ichor @anyoneelsethatiscapableofbanningpeople could any of you awesome moderator cool badass folks help me out with this thing? Thanks in advance (as I hopefully won't be able to thank you later)!

     

    (posting this as a status update so that people don't potentially get worried about me. why would anybody, though? heh)

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    2. Memfis

      Memfis

      and this is how you do it basically

       

      rzb5kNB.png

    3. printz

      printz

      Learn some self restraint. Whenever you feel like going to Doomworld, stop and think about something else you might be doing.

    4. Doomkid

      Doomkid

      Use great strongth and stop visiting yourself!

  24. Hi, do people often ask you to play Despacito?

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    2. BigDickBzzrak

      BigDickBzzrak

      Give it a listen lol; despite all the memes, it's actually really fun and catchy. 

    3. Catpho

      Catpho

      Er, why do they want YukiRaven play despacito?

    4. Remilia Scarlet

      Remilia Scarlet

      My real name is Alexa

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